Team DMZ

[wEstSidE]

so im moving off to college tommorow

and im kind of excited/nervous

Give me some tips on college survival hyung's and noona's. : )

LOCK YOURSELF IN

[almondcrush]

hello hangook saram

i would like to thank you from the bottom of my heart for inventing gochujang

no other paste could transform fried eggs rice and sesame oil into something so sublime

you are my hangover heroes

[sleazie ninja number 47]

BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Just dont get any on Evisus. Or else rest of dirty dozen will become mad.

[madeinkorea23]

shit im starting college on monday for the first time too.

[wEstSidE]

FAYST lyk a NASCAR NASCAR NASCAR F A Y S T

L Y K A N A S C A R

[kimchigirl]

happy chusok. i'm bored as hell.

[lllllllllllllll]

^ no family in korea?

i need to get a hold of some dduk, man.

[sleazie ninja number 47]

dduk is kind of gross. i dont really see the point of eating it, aside from just filling u up.

[Fuuma]

Explain DDuk to me good folks, is that street slang for "da duck"?

[sleazie ninja number 47]

dduk is rice cake that people eat around the holidays. its very doughy and chewy.

[lllllllllllllll]

it's delicious

[Fuuma]

Because I love you guys, here are some gems from an english language (not a dub!!) K-porno using non-english speaking actors.

« I love your grand coke!! »

« -girl : bone me!

-guy : fuck you? »

All credits goes to Vincent (2000db) who has the script (!!!) in his possession.

[madeinkorea23]

chuseok in america is lame. nothing goin on and no damn week long break.

[onemancult]

i need a korean proxy. who's in korea? i need you. to read a website and help me order from it. but you need to be discrete. our secret? i pay you 10 per cent points on the dollar.

[onemancult]

SUCKY?!?!?!

i said DISCRETE, AND YOU'RE LEAKING OUR SECRETS.

we want to buy hangook clothing from a site that ships only to korea and doesnt accept international payment. you stand to make a ton of money, it seems.

please get in touch with me ASAP.

[wEstSidE]

goddammit suckdick i told u not 2 tell ne1!!!

ur openin floodgatez

[goldengloves]

I request pm about such cluthing.

[wEstSidE]

I request pm about such cluthing.

its up 2 omc

he iz da fake master

[goldengloves]

Aight.

Swimming laps around a bottle of Louie the 13th

Jumping off of a mountain into a sea of codine

I'm at the top of the top but...still...I climb

And if i should ever fall..the ground would then turn to wine

[wEstSidE]

it spelled louis

wat it meen???

[goldengloves]

Only once the drugs are done....then I feel like dying...

[onemancult]

i feel lyke dyiningggggg uughhhhhhnnnnghhhh

i'll pm u if i can get dis sorted out. otherwise, i aint blowin the spot.

only cuz i lyke u. i fucks wit u cuz i lyke u.

[goldengloves]

I lykez u 2. No homo needed.

I beez in China in November, I bring u back fake China Raf X Casette Playa X CCP steez.

[wEstSidE]

do they hav fak ccp ??? j-shape dneimz plz

[goldengloves]

Shit dun, I wish. I'ma have to make dem myself wit sewing machine.

I needs to know gud China shopz.

[onemancult]

u-bai shanghai sooparguide plz mek me so happie

[Servo2000]

do they hav fak ccp ??? j-shape dneimz plz

Apparently some other small japanese brand has been making the j-shape denims for a while.

I'm excited to see sweet fake clothings.

[wEstSidE]

Apparently some other small japanese brand has been making the j-shape denims for a while.

I'm excited to see sweet fake clothings.

please

please

please

please tell me

i dont want to wait 4 teegee1976 version

[onemancult]

juz 2 klarify, iz not fake cluthes. iz countrefeits. made in sem faktoryies az reel, fer duh most part.

[goldengloves]

R wE talkIn f/W 07 steez?