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i have just met up with my cousin and hes been working overseas, but we came to talk about when we were kids just fuking around whatnot, and i just realized how fun the elementary/highschool years were, specially i used to make my cousins steal shit in little saigon specially the party poppers and laughing my ass off when they got caught and whatnot, and how i taught my cousins to cuss and told on their parents that they were using foul language and once again laughed my ass off when they got punished or how we used to steal pokemon cards and shit, good times, o yea i remeber about the swearing incident, its cuz my cousin got a gameboy color and he wouldnt let me play it so i taught him how to say "fuck you" and he ran around saying it while i went to my uncle and told him that kevin was saying fuck you to everyone. got any memories of your own?

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When I was a kid I used to order shit out of this army surplus/outdoorsmen magazine. I once got a shitload of industrial strength smoke bombs and so one day when there was a couple of soccer games going on at the school by my friend's house we ran around the back of the school and set a bunch of them off (timed by a cigarette). We ran up the hill, lit up a joint, and watched as both the soccer games broke up and two fully loaded fire engines raced to the scene. It was really fucking funny at the time.

Others:

-Launching sticks up buttter around my friends neighborhood with a water balloon slingshot.

-Shooting people, cars, etc. long distance with BB guns (as long distance as one can get with a BB gun anyway) and or wrist rockets.

-General theft, and havoc wreaking I suppose.

Hmmm, was a pretty fucked up kid it seems...

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- TPing/egging/shaving cream houses

- Tijuana made M-80s/Black Cats/Bottle Rockets/Smoke bombs/etc

- Settings things on fire (almost burned down my house)

- BB guns/slingshots at the local RTD buses

- Paintballing houses

- Ding Dong Ditch

life was so much easier back then with such less repurcursions...

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-smoking cigz in the woods

-finding porno's in the woods and bringing some pages home and shooting blanks

-stealing vicoden's from the fam starting at age 10

-stealing sips of booze at about the same age

-going to philladelphia on a hot summer day

-visiting some deceased family in bayridge, brookyln...going to buy pizza and a wall ball with my pops.

-red eyes from swimming all day long

i can think of so much more but i dont want to

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-dumpster diving for porn behind tower at 2 in the morning

-fishing with my uncle in philly

-joe carter shitting on my heart in the '93 series

-holding a stinkbomb in my teeth and it breaking in my mouth

-shitting in friend's mailboxes

-getting piffed before high school soccer games

-the game where you make a circle with your thumb and index finger and get to sock people for looking at it (but if they break the circle they get two on you)

-watching brisco county jr.

-playing truth or dare at recess

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-pouring salt in my brothers mouth while he was asleep. funny reaction

-making him cry by telling him i would pour hot sauce in his butt

i was a mean old brother?

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-charging rape prices for trading cards on the school bus to younger kids & getting busted by their parents

- pointing at a lady (working at knotts berry farm) who was wearing a "virginia" name tag and calling her vagina out loud.

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-in primary school we used to roll random classmates we hated inside of athletic mats. we stopped when the man outlawed these human burritoes because someone actually suffocated to death (not at my school).

-i remember puting a thumbtack on some random classmate's chair.

-when i masturbated and shot my first goo, i didn't know what the fuck that white stuff coming out of my pee-pee was. i got scared and told my mom because i thought i was sick or something...she told me to that it was just dick boogers.

-i threw a rock at a neighboorhood girl and it hit her in the knee. i was so proud of my aim that i tried out for little league.

-i felt up my cousin when she was sleeping.

-you know how kids light their farts? we did the same thing, but aimed the fireballs at ants.

-i remember when a friend of mine put bacon in a muslim foreign exchange student's koran. ...or was it me?

-simoutaneously ate cupramen while defecating.

-i peed in a cup of oolong tea and gave it to the neigbor's kid.

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found a huge stash of hardcore porn mags then sold em to 7th graders to fund

staying up late and drinking pepsi

building model kits, gundam and shit

watching kung fu triple features in Chinatown

playing videogames

reading GI Joe, The `Nam, Punisher and Two Fisted Tales comic books

shit was out of control..

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found a huge stash of hardcore porn mags then sold em to 7th graders to fund

staying up late and drinking pepsi

building model kits, gundam and shit

watching kung fu triple features in Chinatown

playing videogames

reading GI Joe, The `Nam, Punisher and Two Fisted Tales comic books

shit was out of control..

you pretty much are fucking japanese. the otaku aspect that is.

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-when i masturbated and shot my first goo, i didn't know what the fuck that white stuff coming out of my pee-pee was. i got scared and told my mom because i thought i was sick or something...she told me to that it was just dick boogers.

ahaha..i didnt get my mom but i thought i broke it......

mooning my friend's mom as she stood in the window cause i thought it was my friend

chasing this girl i liked with dog shit on the end of a stick

blowing up / burning my GI Joes in the backyard, damn Grunt got it bad.

eating cheese doodles and drinking pepsi for breakfast

climbing up on my friends roof and throwing berrie at people that walked by

pushing an umbrella up a girls but in the 7th grade as she bent over to pick something up...i had a crush on her too...obviously.......

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Around the age of 14 a bunch of my old friends would all get together at a near-by river. We used to go fishing, rode bmx bike trails/jumps and had bonfires. well the time had come one summer when we were bored with all the normal things we used to accelerate the fire with and now we're thinking about what we could use to have more fun with fire. Back at my garage I was stuffin my bookbag with almost anything that would be flamable, of of those things being a full can of spray paint. back to the fire- we were using the can as a blowtorch for a few then had the idea of just throwing the whole can in. some time goes by like 20 - 30 min and nothing happens so we all wondered ok that sux. One of my friends decides to get a closer look to see if anything is going on

"Hey guys it's bubbling", is what I clearly remember him saying as he turned and try to sprint off when the can blew up. Motherfukin fireball was at least 15 feet high. Now all of us are on the floor laughing when he comes up and goes

"it's burning" , his back was splotched with baby blue spray paint and some got on his neck and scarred him to this day. to this day thats one of the funniest things I remember and will never forget.

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i noticed alot of people found porm too and it reminds me of 6th grade in the parking lot of my school against the wall between the hedges, someone dumped a load of porn and shit and i took 2 videos but it was only the cases so threw it back and i was paranoid about having them so i would ripped pages that i liked out and stuff them in my bicycle water bottle.

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Some kid threw a bag of dog shit in my direction so i took the bag of shit and smashed it all over his backpack.

When I was 12 or 13 (around 7 years ago or so) when i was into drawing manga and shit I used my mom's credit card without her permission to buy some of that fancy manga paper with measurement markings. Not too fun after she found out.

I think every kid finds a porno stash when they're younger. Well maybe not these days with the internet.

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blowing up / burning my GI Joes in the backyard, damn Grunt got it bad.

ahaha, you did that too? I re-enacted the Return of the Jedi Darth cremation with gasoline and a figure. after the Imperials got pay back there was a whole lot of dismembered rebels burried in my backyard too.

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Everybody blew their gi joes up.

Not everybody brained their older brother out cold with a hammer though ...

:(

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Everybody blew their gi joes up.

Not everybody brained their older brother out cold with a hammer though ...

:(

!?!?!?! what happened?

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Well, you know. My dad was building a toolshed and my brother got to bang the nails in and I wasn't allowed, being so little. I was jealous and he was gloating so I grabbed a spare hammer and smacked him with it when he wasn't looking.

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I remember shooting water balloons with a 3-man slingshot at the local outdoor pool with some other kids trying to knock the lifeguards out of those tall chairs...

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^^^^^^

how can we be so cruel:p

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