Random Thoughts...

[Augustus]

you're at NYU right? I'd say yeah, upperclassmen dorms are pretty kick ass. freshmen dorms are the worsttttt.

gramercy is the nicest dorm ever.

[sidneylo]

Wow.

It amazes me that most of the guys on my floor never learned how to use "inside voices". All they do is yell all the fucking time. Like normally conversation too, I just don't think they know how to control the volume of their voices.

My god, I live with the dregs of humanity.

So, you live with Chinese people?

[6ixes&7evens]

http://www.millionsubs.com/Reg.php?x=1

free quiznos hurry up and get!

[Mr Calvin Oscar]

i am not going to dorm for 2 reasons:

1. they are hella (always a SF concept) expensive

2. i am going to move in with my gf

stupid? probably.

am i happy? yes.

[jeepster]

So, you live with Chinese people?

Hardly. Grand total of azn's I've seen at this school: 5, maybe 6 (Philippino that looks Mexi)

They're all some sort of mutt-Italian, but of course they all declare that they're "full blood, born and raised". Funnily enough, one of the worst offenders of this is named Colin French. Super Italian, bro. Check your lineage, bro.

[nickthechibi]

you know you live w/ scary Chinese people when you are loud enough to wake the dead but everyone is too scared to come complain

[HAPPYASALAMB]

you know you live w/ scary Chinese people when you are loud enough to wake the dead but everyone is too scared to come complain

wtf? got zombies in yo house?

[Leonard Leroy]

MS2ykbwk1t4

Nagugutom ako...

[billy.]

bahahahahaha

[nickthechibi]

what does it mean?

[redgrail]

it mean sweatshop labor is cheaper than mirrors.

[Leonard Leroy]

Just remembered that with my hard drive crash, I lost my entire boxing collection.

Now I want to die.

[nickthechibi]

Just remembered that with my hard drive crash, I lost my entire boxing collection.

Now I want to die.

feel your fucking pain, recently I lost 11gigs worth of music from a system failure

FUCK MY LIFE

[Leonard Leroy]

That's all?

[mr fluffernutter]

i just read my superfuture name as DAIMONDS in my head

[Vs Toto]

very interesting

[6ixes&7evens]

i just read my superfuture name as DAIMONDS in my head

i feel like your 12 year olds sometime and that timber is actually your baby sitter

[mr fluffernutter]

What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk...have at you!

[mr fluffernutter]

I have orange juice all over my keyboard.

[6ixes&7evens]

do you want a hug? it'll make you feel better!

[mr fluffernutter]

I want a wetnap.

[mr fluffernutter]

i feel like your 12 year olds sometime and that timber is actually your baby sitter

Sometimes I feel like 'timber' is 12 years old and I'm actually her babysitter.

[6ixes&7evens]

very interesting

[samsikle]

Nagugutom ako...

hindi pa kain akoooo. i feel like the mirror du, get your tsibugan on.

[mr fluffernutter]

I understand.

[6ixes&7evens]

diamonds is a sour patch kid

jV_u9EDE2Z8

[mr fluffernutter]

Timber had that clock I think. once.

[julzkind]

this girl at my school masturbated with a hot dog then ate it

she's related to lenny kravitz too

word?

some bitch at my school masturbated with a hot dog and then got it stuck inside her and had to go to the hospital to take it out.

as a result of the torture she received, she transferred schools.

i saw her at a track meet for the new school she went to and informed my cousin going there what she did and assume she spread the info.

girls are bitches.

[samsikle]

julz r u coming 2 sufu party? plz say yes

YES

NO

MAYBE

(circle one)

[mrip]

i think a buddy comedy movie starring diamonds and suckdick would be the next dumb and dumber