why would you close the "stole it" thread?

[cheep]

bragging about shoplifting is like dancing about architecture.

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[onemancult]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

hey, just pledging allegiance.

i mean, i am all about raising money for superfuture.

who wants to help me bake scones?

[will_i_am]

omc...you wanna boost some iphones? haha

[zelah]

bragging about shoplifting is like dancing about architecture.

IDM?

10char

[homi29]

its stupid caz ppl here didnt steal their 300 dollar denims, but are bragging about taking shit they can afford..

[Crillz]

oh, it's the future now. who shoplifts with androids and jet packs?

[evisu 2000]

check it out, yo son, y'all remember one day right

we was walkin in this motherfuckin store right

there's this old lady in there, she was behind the cash register

i think her husband, it was just her, her husband

he was way back in the store right

fixin some shit, i don't know what the fuck he was doin but

me and rack walked up in there right

i'm lookin at the leathers, and and

y'know they had some silks you could sell right?

well then, after that, motherfuckin rack

he grabbed the leather coat, fold it up, and he threw it up the back right

and as soon as he did that, all you hear was the lady screamin

JOHN! THEY'RE STEALING!

[notesee]

It's fun, and I like me some fun.