Superfreestyle

[destructodisk]

swag and style

swag and style

hey guys you hear bout this ho I fucked for a while?

addicted to hip hop

addicted to hip hop

just can't seem to shut tha fuck up

nollie noseblunt, damn i'm the shit

just thrifted some jordans, ya'll can't fuck wit it

check out my hair, isn't that neato?

please get off the phone,leave me alone, miss beatle

eyo everyone lemme give you the biz

just got a new contact in new york -- name's miz

i know so many people from so many places

sometime's can't even remember they faces

the name's cheep, damn I'm dope

have all superfuture bouncin on my dick like rope-a-dope

[cheep]

i wish i could rep you for that.

[cheep]

playing with a classic here.

smooth like silk, so you can call me garnett

even tho they complain, the dick they still up on it

they call the fathers name for protection when i bomb it

what you want me to do, i cant lose a battle

know this is nothing new, you shook like a rattle

do what you want, youll never defeat me

let me do my thing, you cant even see me

just be thankful, i never deal with beef

theres lights and hope for you on the street

[destructodisk]

Damn son I'm nearin the repumatrix

dig so big don't hafta get it up ta smack ya face wit it

ya'll just mad cuz I'm stylin on you

and ya'll know you can't do it how I do

I be posted up in NYC with the sufu crew

even though my join date makes me relatively new

with carl, sphoxx, sidneylo and dum

we cruised all around soho havin hella fun

showed up at BiG where I met fools like notesee

dressed 'bout a billion times tighter than goatse

the guy's got style, you can take it from me

hey everybody, give some rep to notesee!

and of course I can't forget omc

without his help, don't know where I'd be

helped me find spring street station, actin all cool

while I was sippin kirin, actin a fool.

I don't mean to name drop, but yeah I met diddy

he had mo' style than mosta new york city

almost forgot, I also meet cheep

tried to shake his hand, he was like "GTFO CREEP"

I told him "I'm destructodisk, why you gotta be like that?"

He said "destructodisk?what kinda name is that"

So disrepected, felt like I just got slapped

And that is why I'm goin after cheep through my raps

I know I've been goin on for a while

but I thought I'd tell ya'll bout my trip freestyle

But anyway, long story short

I ended up with some SOMETS with da inner thigh darts

BEEEYOTTCH

[skiniks]

i kick a freestyle to stay on top of the game

yeah, i fucked your girl and had her screamin my name

100 somethin posts and people already bitchin

i got more beef than in emerald's kitchen

murder any mother fucker tryin' to step to me

leave their body shown in a bag at 11 on tv

i should start enforming these lames on what to wear

cause when i roll by dimes pieces stop and stare

now i know i ain't got much sufu reputation

but gimme some time and there'll be a transformation

gettin' head from girls who look like halle berry

my blackberry got more numbers than the phone book, it's scary

[ChattyPuma]

See, what I don't quite gather

Is how you claim to be the king

Written, I'd rather

Cuz I ain't heard nobody sing

Or rap for that fact

Or lay down a track

It's sound that you lack

You ain't fuckin' with Ming

If it's dynasty you want then dust off them chords

Buy a Rat Shack recording device

Plug it in to your motherboards

Unless I hear it, there'll always be doubt

You can write it down, can you spit it out?

Callin' it freestyle but it's written like 8 Mile

That's not a mic you're rockin'

Or ho's you be cockin'

It's QWERTY you jockin'

That's why they not flockin'

Now don't get me wrong, I'm diggin' lots of your type

But to claim you flow fresh, direct from the pipe

We all know that's just hype

Live PA, you clam up

Like SuperGay, you glam up

I don't hear you talking

Y'all are just Yellow Pages

Lettin' Your Fingers Do the Walking

I'm not really hating I just got pet peeves

So let kettles be black

Admit you Go Ask Jeeves

[Damn, this took me 20minutes to write. I don't know how you guys come up with it so quick. Dr. Seuss anyone?]

[cheep]

crazy, i dont get you kids

youre lazy, sweet like licorice

mind hazy, freestyle coming slow

ay bay bay, superman dat ho

yo, im just on some different shit

styles different, witness it

not buisness shit, on a love movement

on some dub music, my gift i dont abuse it

true, im lazy when i do it

i could get poetical

flip terms thats medical

like asphixiate the virgin mary

make shit heretical

[the_state]

mind hazy, freestyle coming slow

ay bay bay, superman dat ho

classic shit.

[skiniks]

yeah, it's true i might just be typin rhymes

but they're about as raw as nicole ritchie riffin lines

and don't try to pull some 8 mile shit

i'll leave you face down on your stomach right quick

your flows weak like an impotent penis

i got that natural viagra and i'll slap you like i mean it

ask jeeves? i asked your ex and had her beggin for sex

now she at home with a "i need skiniks" complex

please dawg, stop while you can

keep comin' at me and you're off a cliff like a stuntman

this must be how eminem felt when he wrote stan

please don't kill yourself kid, there's hope for you yet fam

just study my flow and then re-up

but i'd still probably knock you out like blonde with a big butt

there's only a few i respect on these forums

to me you're noah vosen and i'm jason bourne

[cheep]

ima sit back and watch you two battle it out

like the special olymipcs girls title bout

im above that shit, i dont battle anymore

so go for it, i wanna see some war

some raw, uncut, but i wont get my hopes up

i mean, youre some amatuers, your skills need to grow up

you know what, you can even borrow my lines

so i can see something good when i come next time

[destructodisk]

Damn I'm glad this thread is back

rhymes real mean like a heartattack

comin through ya ventricles and ya aorta

pain so fierce you wish ya motha would've aborted ya

shit's freestyle, all off the dome

ya'll seem lost in this thead -- GO HOME.

crazy two liners

now turnin into three

my style's too hot you cannot beat me

I hope ya'll recognizin the assonance

the subtle nuances of this lyricist

truly ya'll gotta learn to appreciate

come to accept that I am a great

a king of this rap game who you cannot break

hataz gettin mad cuz I GOT ME SOME BAVIN APEZ

[cheep]

whats up destructo, finialy a real rhymer

lets keep this shit going like a fucking energizer

your chicks too thick, you forgot to resize her

she can still get the dick tho, after 12 budwiser

thatll resize her, like a pic in photoshop

these rhymes supreme, you line up to cop

round the block just to see the sytles that i bring

but you know what, ill let double d be the king

cause i dont want to rule, then one could take my title

id rather just write, the stress relief is vital

and i dont need young cats gunnin for my head

fuck a battle or a rap, you bring it youll be dead

[artificialsky]

i want to see ddml do a uniqlo selvedge denim rap.

[skiniks]

i've gotta admit you dudes are leavin me quite speechless

finally a thread where i actually feel shit

i got a story and ya'll should peep it

last night i fucked this chick with big ole c tits

fucked her for time then she gave me a hummer

a pretty nice way to end off the summer

now i ain't claimin i'm a king or nothin

but i usually get my way when i'm lookin for somethin

[Spaghettini]

conflict is deep

like autobots versus decepticons

add anything i say

to the freestyle lexicon

tall tower stands high

foundations indestructable

on some early 90s shit

like my last name was huxtable

striped shirts and hair gel

you in the club fakin guido

i pull bitches in the parking lot

rockin trench coats and speedos

battle rap battallion

i'm a freestyle general

your rank is style private

gettin kicked in the genitals

and if i diss you

i wouldnt battle me back

cause i can keep the flow goin

like a battery pack

and thats a matter of fact

[cheep]

what up denim phenom, i got your money

it just hoes on the corner been actin funny

talking bout "fuck you daddy, we want medical

dental, overtime..." think they fucking special

but its coming slow like a dunk slut

youll get your dough like i get that cut

and dont you worry, my e-hustle is dead

like a decapitated ho trying to give head

[cheep]

il sell out for a tee and nice denims

well, im about free shit, so ill defend em

weather chateau roux or evisu, ill rock it

write a super review, that like money in my pocket

and you all clock it, all on my dick

thats why the package keep coming thick

all i do is post up some pics

gordon makes more money, i get more chicks

and i stay dope, dope, dope boy fresh

even when my bank account is a mess

[destructodisk]

my rhymes are one small step for man

one giant leap for mankind

flaws in the world, they're not hard to find

people everywhere dyin'-- tryin' to stay on their grind

and sometimes it don't feel right to rhyme

but not right now, the time is mine

keep up and I'm sure you'll find

my style is immaculate, truly one of a kind

[mr fluffernutter]

you better watch out

you better not cry

you better not pout

i'm telling you why

santa claus is coming to town

santa claus is coming to town

santa claus is coming to town

[Guest DUM]

duuuuude

im one in the millions, FBI got me under surveillance,

i'm hunting civilians 'cause MY tongue is a terrorist,

you...think you can stunt and be careless,

nigga i'll lump you, stuff you up in the air vents,

I'll..fuck your sister up in one of my leer jets,

you fuckers, you hear this? vampire killers exist and we fearless!!!!!!!1

omgggggggg ugh dev SHUT THE THREAD DOWN. YOU BOUT TO GET SIGNED NUCKA

[destructodisk]

DUM's rhymes soundin like he huffin fumes

or glues

fuck you

fuck off

I got a cough

yuck it's rough

hockin up goo goo

blowin nose make me cry like boo hoo

achoo

'scuse me

but please don't accuse me

of spreadin the bird flu

like you know who

yeah you

skin dark like poo poo

but not really

your skin dark as milk silly

but that's enough outta me

how rhymes like this make mf doom a milly?

[cheep]

gaurenteed like a philly blunt

indeed i peed on silly stunts

make you bleed like cunts

every 28 days

you supergays think you got it made

but you fade like jeans washed in gatorade

i get paid to get laid

rymes rough like sandpaper, my words abrade

yet smooth at the same time

weed green like fresh limes

fuck crimes, i fuck dimes

or at least two nicks

they way i pull chicks youd think i had two dicks

never the triple six, im too sick

if that shit smell clean ill go ahead and lick

on some unstructured shit, coming all over the place

if i run out of magnums ill bust on her face

[Guest DUM]

FUCK DOOM ITS ALL BOUT CAM

yea you heard a murder? I burgle burger burglars,

fuck a milly im stuntin silly, ya'll some Erkel earners,

glock gold plated and I got two purple burners,

and my aim is perfect son, teach children how to hold a gun,

yup, they some perfect learners, c'mon it's just you and me,

I dont make sense, fuck continuity,

IM SO HOT I BURNT THE FURNACE!

[cheep]

FUCK DUM ITS ALL ABOUT CHEEP

so from now on youre known as MF DUM

and it dont rhyme with moon, it rymes with cum

yeah son, your rymes like.. ummm

yeah yeah yeah, come get some

i know you stole your shit, im not hatin

cause if you brought what you writ, theres no debatin

whos the iller, top rankin like jacob miller

psychopathic thoughts like a baby killer

[destructodisk]

all bout the disk

battle me? that's a risk

you should not take

ya rhyme's is fake

ya lightweight

nigga!

what you figya?

get the fuck out the way

for I bust the gat on ya

my rhymes are mean

like them new ice creams

gotta get them jawns

ya rhymes make me yawn

rhymin fast as I can

stayin fly like peter pan

this true freestyle

typin hundo words a minute

you leave me an opening

fa sho I'll put my dick allupinit

come inside

no pun intended

or was it?

yo face gonna get wrended

by my chromed out fender

on my 91 one camry

you cannot stop me

rhyme scheme be all up ons

that A-B-A-B

whatever though

gotta hustle for dough

and you know

the one way I do dat's

to keep perpetuatin my flow

HO

[cheep]

jeans are samurais

fuck some levis

i get high

red eyes

time flys

with your eyes on the prize

that bitch fuck more than she lies

so she can get the dick and some french fries

from wendys

i keep it friendly

maybe toast with jelly

if i got up in that belly

she eat dick for breakfast

and that chick cum fast

i fucked her 19 years ago and now im looking at dums ass

im a dumb ass

rep grow like grass

if shit isnt right you know ill pass

im the king of the trash

if shes trashy ill smash

i fucked her sister too

she want be the last

fuck her in the ass

while we listen to crass

bust off in her face

the chick had a blast

[destructodisk]

eyo cheep where you at

slow like ya metabolism

you're gettin fat

hurry up man

that's all I'm sayin

I don't got all this time to be waistin

and fakin'

hatin'

while I just sit here

behind the 'board

straight rapin'

rhymes gyratin

spinnin around like a cyclone

rippin up yo neighborhood

killin ya family

leavin ya alone

keep it comin son

I'm pumped on that drank

my minds runnin fast like I just refilled my think tank

[cheep]

shit son, im a bit too sober

i need some weed to help me get over

just one draw and the rhymes may flow

come speedy like scene bich sniffin up the blow

fo sho

ay yo

i know you flow

fuck your dough

and fuck yo couch

trashy like oscar

i get open like a box car

rymes crooked like st ives

you know what I mean?

fuck your school

im livin the dream

[destructodisk]

Look at this guy

he a regular chappelle

little does he know he's goin to hell

for his blasphemous ways

talkin bout all the bitches he lays

hair grown long

addicted to the bong

making fun of children in school

you think you're cool?

flippin around on your skateboard

soon you will meet satan's horde

where they will burn your body

finally you'll be a real hotty

BUT THERE IS ONE HOPE

for such a dope

and that is to find jesus

and really mean business

read your bible

cease your lible

become more humble

instead of cunt

say lovehole

become a real man

Jesus and I believe,

we know you can!

[onemancult]

what would jesus do

if destructo came through

with a dope rhyme

that was on time

and didnt slip through

the cracks of his lips

which split only to choke dicks

like a soft shit

or a warm piss

out of a cunt slit.