Damn Dirty Man Lizard has finally lost it... look inside!

[cheapmuthafukr]

here is a transcript of superchat. no editing has been done.

10:00

ddmylife :: oi!

ddmylife :: OI!

ddmylife :: OI! OI! OI!

ddmylife :: let's start a war said maggie one day

ddmylife :: ...

ddmylife :: crucified!

ddmylife :: crucified for our sins!

ddmylife :: ...

ddmylife :: this next song's called...

ddmylife :: toxic

ddmylife :: shock

ddmylife :: ::windmill:

ddmylife :: ::floor punching:

ddmylife :: ::finger pointing::

ddmylife :: ::gnashing of teeth::

ddmylife :: ::posturing::

ddmylife :: zzzzzz...

ddmylife :: suckfest 2006

ddmylife :: hello? :echo:

ddmylife :: is this thing on?

ddmylife :: ::tap tap tap::

ddmylife :: funny thing happened on the way to work today..

ddmylife :: boy are my arms tired

ddmylife :: anyone here married?

ddmylife :: take my wife

ddmylife :: please

ddmylife :: why is it

ddmylife :: every time

ddmylife :: i go to the store

ddmylife :: it is either open for business

ddmylife :: or closed

ddmylife :: :guffaw:

ddmylife :: what do you get when you mix something insoluble in water?

ddmylife :: bueller?

ddmylife :: bueller?

ddmylife :: bueller

ddmylife :: bueller

ddmylife :: when he sits around the hibachi

ddmylife :: he REALLY sits around the hibachi

ddmylife :: you momma is so fat

ddmylife :: the doctor fears her heart cannot take the strain

ddmylife :: yo mama is so ugly

ddmylife :: she looks into a mirror and considers suicide

ddmylife :: to end the pain and humiliation

ddmylife :: but she is too squeamish

ddmylife :: and fears death

ddmylife :: even more than a lifetime of misery

ddmylife :: lol

ddmylife :: a dog and a biscuit walk into a bar

ddmylife :: the bartender says

ddmylife :: what an ugly dog

ddmylife :: the dog eats the biscuit and wags its tail

ddmylife :: no understanding of language

ddmylife :: the bartender said it under his breath anyhow

ddmylife :: kinda moot

ddmylife :: i'm lonely

ddmylife :: wooooot!

ddmylife :: knock knock

ddmylife :: shut the fuck up!

ddmylife :: knock knock

ddmylife :: who

ddmylife :: is knocking at my door like the DE fucking A

ddmylife :: knock knock

ddmylife :: nobody is home, motherfucker

ddmylife :: knock knock

ddmylife :: i PAID my bills, go away

ddmylife :: knock knock knock

ddmylife :: not interested

ddmylife :: ...

ddmylife :: zzzzzzzzz

ddmylife :: slow day on the boards, eh?

ddmylife :: yesh.

ddmylife :: yesh. indeed.

11:00

ddmylife :: ratatatat ratatat like that

ddmylife :: never hesitate to put a turtle on its back

ddmylife :: brrrrrrrrrrrrrrring

ddmylife :: nope nope nope nope

ddmylife :: no!

ddmylife :: spiritual!

ddmylife :: surrender!

beefcake :: !!

12:00

beefcake :: !"#@

ddmylife :: exactly

ddmylife :: that's what i'm talking about

ddmylife :: yosemite samurai motherfucker

ddmylife :: hey joe

ddmylife :: where you going

ddmylife :: with that starch gun

ddmylife :: i'm a gonna starch my woman's combs

13:00

ddmylife :: you pull the trigger of my...

ddmylife :: starch gun.

ddmylife :: this sucks

ddmylife :: i hate it

ddmylife :: burn

ddmylife :: burn 'puter

ddmylife :: burn

ddmylife :: we don't need no 'puters let the motherfuckers burn

ddmylife :: burn motherboard er... burn.

ddmylife :: keeeeeeeeska!!!!

ddmylife :: help

ddmylife :: slow day at work

ddmylife :: slow day on boards

ddmylife :: slow day on chat

ddmylife :: no escape

[beefcake]

*wipes tears*

you mad me cry.

[Whodinihimself]

chop that up and call it poetry ... id buy 200 pages of that

[__3xL]

Whodini aint lying .. I think ddml is doing the damn thang and I quite enjoyed the transcript ..

real fucking quality talking to yourself there no doubt ..

[mspark]

chop that up and call it poetry ... id buy 200 pages of that

no doubt... **cue bongos**

[onemancult]

chop that up and call it poetry ... id buy 200 pages of that

this is what should really be going into the superfuture magazine people are talking about.