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IN THE REAAAAAAAL FUTURE...

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You have no choice but to never wash your jeans.

People hunt raccoons and squirrels for meat.

Small gangs of warlords roam the country raping and pillaging for oil, supplies, and women.

You trade your entire Nike collection for antibiotics.

Guns are be your only chance for survival.

The super rich will all be on private self sufficient islands or live in well fortified city-nations.

NOW IT'S YOUR TURN:

IT GETS WACKER BY THE SECOND!

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Party ice bags will be available in a larger variety of sizes.

Be Advised: Morgan Nixon AKA Moman631 AKA Moman6040 is a fraud.

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"Small gangs of warlords roam the country raping and pillaging for oil, supplies, and women."

isnt that happening with bush in iraq?

SUPERJUNKIE

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Due to technological improvements, cars will become slightly safer than before.

Be Advised: Morgan Nixon AKA Moman631 AKA Moman6040 is a fraud.

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a bathing ape will be a highstreet label , pharrells music career will have flopped and he will be the store manager of the VA branch

SUPERJUNKIE

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Everyone will be gay!

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The new rage will be glow in the dark tattoos and Jack Osbourne will kick the shit out of some 60 year old Thai guy. Oh wait, that already happened.

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a bathing ape will be a highstreet label , pharrells music career will have flopped and he will be the store manager of the VA branch

--- Original message by witts on Feb 23, 2006 05:06 AM

Hahahahahaha.

I certainly hope so. Well, actually, I sort of like his producing as part of N.E.R.D. so hopefully, it'll be just that Icecream will flop completely, and force Pharrell to take a day job there.

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The skinny jeans and tight tops trend will naturally progress to the pocketless leotard trend.

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ddml will find that denim really did destroy his life and become a born again rustler wearer.

milspex will become an american citizen and vote for hillary clinton

england will run the la branch of alife

superfuture will become superpast.

If you've lost your faith in superfuture, Oh the end won't be long

Because if it's gone for you then I too may lose it, And that would be wrong

I've tried so hard to keep myself from falling

Back into my bad old ways

And it chars my heart to always hear you calling

Calling for the good old days

Because there were no good old days

These are the good old days

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dcmfc will return and will really care for crap.

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ddml will find that denim really did destroy his life and become a born again rustler wearer.

--- Original message by cheapmuthafukr on May 17, 2006 10:27 AM

nah. denimdestroyedmylife will change his name to lastnightadenimsavedmylife and will become america's next top discoteque superstar.

Edited by snugglepony on May 17, 2006 at 10:40 AM

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No.

Quote: england will run the la branch of alife

Already in the works my friend, already in the works

The chick from MTTM got pissed with her ugly boyfriend so she stole all his shit and wants to start anew with me here in L.A.; last night Raekwon came over with the rest of the Wu-Tang crew and we DVDA'd her.......

(double vaginal double anal for those of you who aren't 'in the know')

Edited by englandmj7 on May 17, 2006 at 05:52 PM

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Someone. SOMEWHERE. will learn to use a searchbutton. Or maybe not. Hopefully by then I will have finished lawschool and will be so stocked with bespoke suits ill forget all about jeans.

I really dont like DrugsAreBadMkay

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Triple W thugs will disappear as technology allows you to punch people through the internet. This thread reminds me of "In the year 2000" on Late Night With Conan Obrien.

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This thread reminds me of "In the year 2000" on Late Night With Conan Obrien.

--- Original message by JayKay on May 17, 2006 09:19 PM

"Conan O' Brien will be pitied not be me as a fool, but by fools as a superfool."

mrt.jpg

Edited by snugglepony on May 18, 2006 at 01:05 AM

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we will all be wearing chinos and button down oxford shirts, talking about how poorly dressed the youth is

levis will put out a 100 year anniversary '47 501, and our grandkids will be asking about the best method of starching and washing.

vans will be the next big shoe... again... and again

china will be talking about how american goods are substandard, and deride our inhuman labor practices

zimbabwe will make the best a.p.c. repros out there

rasta will be the dominant religion, and be just as corrupt as the rest

If you've lost your faith in superfuture, Oh the end won't be long

Because if it's gone for you then I too may lose it, And that would be wrong

I've tried so hard to keep myself from falling

Back into my bad old ways

And it chars my heart to always hear you calling

Calling for the good old days

Because there were no good old days

These are the good old days

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old threads will be bumped to pave the way for supergayness

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Everyone will be gay!

everyone's already gay

the women appreciation threads are full of men sharing an arsenal of intimates

that's like passive aggressive gay

in the future everyone will come out the closet

it's getting cramped in there

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Someone. SOMEWHERE. will learn to use a searchbutton. Or maybe not. Hopefully by then I will have finished lawschool and will be so stocked with bespoke suits ill forget all about jeans.

I really dont like DrugsAreBadMkay

intent to sell out

worth more neg rep than accidentally selling out

in the future lawyers and laborers all wear denim

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