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Corbin Law

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should i let my friend give birth to my unborn brother/sister  

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  1. 1. should i let my friend give birth to my unborn brother/sister

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Corbin Law

Corbin Law

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this may be a bit fucked up but i think it would be a neat idea.

so my brother is a test tube baby (petri dish really). But its not like they only make one little zgote with one little egg and one little sperm, they make around 5-6 potential children and just take one of those 5 or 6. but they dont get rid of the other 4-5 potential children, they are kept in a freezer out in california and as long as i pay the freezer bill i could have them.

so i was talking to one of my favorite cwb last night, whos fucking nuts, pornstar hot, really deep into spiritualism/pastlifeshit/jung/campbell. and she really wants to be impregnated with one of my unborn brothers/sisters.

idk if it would be a good idea to father my own brother/sister. it would be fucking cool, because all member of my family are fucking cool and another one would only increase the cool. But it would be weird when he/she is 15 or so and confronts me "why the fuck would you do such fucked up shit, your really fucked up....BRO"

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Charlie Delta

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This is too much for my tired brain...

I mean I seriously don't see the construction...

So she would get one of your brothers/sisters, and .....

no, how....

But you would be the father aswell? Because, it would be your frozen stuff, but it's not, it's your parents. I mean,

How.....

errrr?

Urrrrrr I feel stooopid.

I guess not a good idea then...

edit: so you would raise the kid as if you were the father? But technically your father would be the biological father, and your mother the biological mother, and this crazy friend of yours would be the "host"?

So it would technically be your brother/sister but know you as his/her father, and her/his grandparents would technically be the real parents?

Correct?

But then if it's actually your parents mix in that dish, how are you paying for it and allowed to decide what happens with it?

You're a cool guy but this sounds rather fucked up...

Is this even legal?

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bill

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just tell the girl to let you put your seed inside her the old fashioned wayyyy
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You have to pay the bills to keep 5 unborn sibblings frozen in cali? That sucks. I say get rid of them and fuck the girl yourself.
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superfuture :: supertalk > supertalk > supermarket > FS: Unborn siblings

enough next level

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so i was talking to one of my favorite cwb last night, whos fucking nuts, pornstar hot, really deep into spiritualism/pastlifeshit/jung/campbell. and she really wants to be impregnated with one of my unborn brothers/sisters.

No. Do not do this.

(but if you do, that kid's gonna come out crazy nevermind in 15 years)

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Ahlvahroe

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ok so sometimes my eyes mess up so i read the first couple of sentances about your brother being a test tube baby, then my eyes jumped to the last paragraph skipping everything else, starting should i father my brother. too many messed up thoughts til i went back and read it all to find less messed up thoughts.

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julzkind

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no way. ivf is a pain in the ass...does she know this?

needles/blood tests/pills/exams DAILY. and its fuckin expensive.

just knock her up yourself.

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dismalfuture

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Corbin, just ask her if she'd be interested in a half-Korean baby. Then your parents can adopt the kid and it's the same effect right? I mean, the embryo could get switched at the lab by mistake and everything too, so same difference right? PM me for paypal address and you can fly me down to inseminate her, I could be there as soon as this evening.

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dismalfuture

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I don't think she was gonna raise it man, she was just gonna provide the hollow uterine cocoon in which younger brother was going to suck nutrients from for 9 months. After that I assume Corbin was gonna take the baby home and surprise his mom and dad, like bringing your girlfriend a puppy or something.

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Corbin Law

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IF this would ever take place i think i would only follow through with it in the wake of a apocalyptics catastophe that wipes out 90% of the population leaving only those who are mentally, spiritually and physically superior to the rest of the human race.

in a situation like that i would bring forth my siblings so that they could grow up in the first self sufficient globally conscious super-human colony.

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