Hl GUISE! WHICH WAY DO U DRESS?!!!!

[Pandemonium]

TO THE LEFT TO THE LEFT.

EVERYTHING YOU OWN IN THE BOX TO THE LEFT

benefits of dressing to the right? to the left?

due to my lacking, i can only dress in teh centre.

anyone else with this problem?

[geekbonchic]

I would, too. But I'm American and can only do it in the "center".

[Pandemonium]

perhaps i should disclude all asians in this topic. including me.

btw, like american spelling is bollocks.

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[Kesnel]

I suppose I'm going to have to be the one to make the obligatory meatspin.com post.

[ktothe]

I dress North and South.

I hope this is the answer you were looking for.

[Pandemonium]

I dress North and South.

I hope this is the answer you were looking for.

very intriguing, does your dick have some sort of compass?

the direction of your dick is always north?

[ktothe]

my dick has no concept of direction.

[Pandemonium]

THEN WHAT TEH FUCK ARE YOU SAYlNG THAT YOU DRESS NORTH AND SOUTH.

MY BRAIN SPLODE

[ktothe]

THEN WHAT TEH FUCK ARE YOU SAYlNG THAT YOU DRESS NORTH AND SOUTH.

MY BRAIN SPLODE

Gawd...you dont know....ANYTHING.

[selbsttatig]

To the left!

[Le Buttsecks]

fuck that thread was stupid

[mellowbonsai]

btw, american spelling is sometimes more phonetic.

i fixed what it is you have said

[Pandemonium]

well, this isn't a thread about americans and their spell(ing)s.

this is about americans and their wands.

[Pandemonium]

according to [source undisclosed], a whopping 87.9% of men who 'dress 'extremely to the right' (that is, if perpendicular to your chest is 0 and the positive direction is anticlockwise, -45 degrees to -90 degrees) have a higher chance of testicular cancer. experts from [paid government undisclosed] say that these extremist left men are putting undue stress onto their member. their solution? vote republican.