"Seven Don't" Criterion

[Charlie Delta]

[bouwnt]

put it on two tablets and start a religion

[nf one]

life must be tough without four letter words and randoming.

[Charlie Delta]

life must be tough without four letter words and randoming.

You saede 3 fhour-letter words.

You whill recieve a whipping in public!

[whitney]

life must be tough without four letter words and randoming.

i think its tougher for them to give up smoking whenever wherever

[Charlie Delta]

i think its tougher for them to give up smoking whenever wherever

2 times you saede it, the fhour-letter words.

But you're a girll,

public garbarge chuck cleaning duthy!!!

[whitney]

i saw how you manipulated it~!

i'll not breathe a single sound of protest if you would allow me off of the "public garbarge chuck cleaning duuty!!!"

[Charlie Delta]

you reade rules in first paust yes?

[Chahin]

What we're not supposed to write any four letters word ?

OH SHI-

[whitney]

^brace for whippin'!

you readd rules in first post yes?

but i am not of shanghai :confused:

[Charlie Delta]

^I haupe you wehre not planning to expectoriate everywhere in thith thread!

Severe punishment would follow!

[sean_]

dont expectoration everywhere is possibly the best thing ive ever read

[Charlie Delta]

dont expectoration everywhere is possibly the best thing ive ever read

Thith is going to be buhissy day for bamboocane whippermen!

[Eccles]

the destruction of virescence is multiply egregious to my brains

[Charlie Delta]

^trusty follower!

[Eccles]

the non whippimen proclamation create agreeable atmospheres!

[Guest]

Seven ... A,B,C,D,E,F,G .. Seven

[doctorworm]

you readd rules in first postyes?

oh ho ho ho

did you think you would be immune?

for you fixing of virescence job

and a whipping for every virescence not properly repaired!

[landho]

Ssome mad skills:

A campaign to correct the notoriously goofy English translations on city signs in time for next year's Olympics could mean the end for the misnomers that have confused and amused visitors for years....

For example: a theme park dedicated to China's ethnic minorities had been called "Racist Park"....

The push has already claimed a high-profile victim.

For years, the flaming-red neon sign of the Dongda Hospital for Anus and Intestine Disease loomed high over a busy street in eastern Beijing. But it recently gave way to "Dongda Proctology Hospital."

Liu said more needs to be done in a city where menus still offer such delicacies as "Big Bowl Fresh Immerse Miscellaneous Germ" and construction sites warn "Beware of Safety."

Alsso making for goood listening: http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=9658203

[kiya]

It is like trying to tighten a screw with a maggot.

[geekbonchic]

All my grandma — she is Shanghainese — knows in English is "I luffu you."

P.S. Really fucking difficult to avoid words deserving a whipping. Posts require extra thinking.

[landho]

GBC, you deserve props for trying to avoid whippings the correct way--not by simply adding letters to existing phour-letter words

[Charlie Delta]

^Someone is questioning the authorities yes?

DrWorm too recieves whipping for pointing out faults in the system.

His whipping be commited by branch of roses instead of normal bamboocane!

THE SYSTEM CANNOT BE WRONG!

[nf one]

i think its tougher for them to give up smoking whenever wherever

however surely facilitate go easier the not expectoration if non smorking?

[Charlie Delta]

It has caume to the attention of Authority someone has broken Criterion E; someone has bussied randoming through streets!

Valuable reputation points shall be rewarded to follower who points out breaker of Criterions!

[Charlie Delta]

oh ho ho ho

did you think you would be immune?

for you fixing of virescence job

and a whipping for every virescence not properly repaired!

One maure thime I bring to the attention of trusty followers thith individual who question the Authority.

If you go backe in thime to saide pausts it should be seen thath there has been no mistake by Authority.

Remember: THE SYSTEM CANNOT BE WRONG!

Any individual who tries to prove otherwise would be guilty of forging official Authority pausts, and shall be publicly executed without a trial!

[doctorworm]

Iaml eadi ingt here volu tion. who's with meee?

[landho]

Are you allowed to sport phour-letter words on stuff you own?

[Charlie Delta]

DrWorm is now officially ENEMY OF THE SYSTEM!!!

Any follower who hands him auver to Authority shall be rewarded maeny valuable reputational points, gauld mountains!

TG is wrong by default for having the fhore letter waurd as the neame.

She shall receive public rosethornwhipping withe no lesser sentence for being a woman!

EVERY INDIVDUAL WHO IS NOT FOR THE SYSTEM, IS AGAINST THE SYSTEM!

[Charlie Delta]

Are you allowed to sport phour-letter words on stuff you own?

The answer is simple, NO!

These makers of brand are banished since.