school/student newspaper title

[geekbonchic]

I know that guy. Awkward? Heads the English department? Yeah. He and I go way back.

[landho]

the progress on the paper is getting stupid because the kid who was in it with me is asking me how it's going when i was waiting on answers from him and now i've got to go back to the awkward English guy who's head of the English Department. ugh.

Can't be relying on other people. You gotta get out there and start reporting! Those scandals aren't going to uncover themselves!

And don't forget to collect kickbacks. If you get any that end up being baked goods, hook me up with a percentage!

[samsikle]

i knooooooooow. i hate these fuckers. i just want my newspaper already, damnit. i won't write an article on sufu though. can't blow up spot. wtfs a kickback

[landho]

wtfs a kickback

: a return of a part of a sum received often because of confidential agreement or coercion <every city contract had been let with a ten percent kickback to city officials — D. K. Shipler>

Like you promise not to reveal that the head of the English department moonlights as a torch singer at a transvestite bar, and bam! Baked goods up to your goddamn ears.

[samsikle]

oh oh for sure you'll def. get a cut.