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Super funky winter Russian boots break into american market


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On our last trip to Moscow

We came across the perfect design specimen.

It is a marvel of design for the masses.

Produced by the people, for the people.

It is simplicity at it's best.

Valenki—a boot made for Russian winters.

For 300 years, it's been used by peasants,

royalty, Lenin and Russians standing in line for shoes.

It has withstood the ultimate test of time and

all social classes.

And now, with it's rich history and communist-tainted past,

it is making a break into the capitalist market.

We are proud to say taht now you can purchace them at

www.valenkisrus.com

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They look awful.

Enough with the spam already!!

Just because UGGs were a global hype doesn't mean that everyone is about to strawl the world to get their hands on every single folk/peasant footwear available! What's next? Wooden shoes form Holland? Maybe I'll send a pair off to Paris Hilton and Justin Timberlake so she can start the next fashion craze.

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How's that? Now you can start www.woodenshoesrus.com. You never know.. this might be the next big thing.

Please.

Reporter: "What do you think about western civilization?"

Gandhi: "I think it would be a good idea."

Edited by Tisswat on Aug 14, 2005 at 04:39 AM

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