superNudiez thrad

[wEstSidE]

put a manstain on ur nudiez denimz but r scare 2 wash??? axe ur Q here how 2 get it out.

dis b da thred 4 embarassin q'Z rel8 2 nudiez.

get period blud on ur nudiez???

got babby fetus on ur nudiez????

dis b thrad 4 u.

[Sayword]

man stains are as easy to get rid of on your denimz by just applying water.

I will not entertain questions on why I know this.

[wEstSidE]

u cant use water. 6 MONTHS B4 WASH

[Sayword]

well maybe coating the jeanz in man juice will even it out

I bet it would have crazy fades too

[Guest DUM]

BUKAKKE TlME!

[wEstSidE]

yes but will dat tk da "new look" out of it??? i dun want 2 loose "new look"nudiz told me not 2 wash 4 6 mos.!!!! do bukkkake count az wash??? should i throw these away or should i let my cat pee on them???

[wEstSidE]

is bukkakke wabi sabi???

[fadingblue]

waistsize. m'eye nudiez got chunks of brain n some blood/gray matter on em. wat kind of starch do i use to keep dem stiff?

kthnx.

[ProfMonnitoff]

semen 12345

[jschenkkan]

any bro's interested in coming over, having a couple of drinks, and busting all over my denim? plz PM for address.

[ProfMonnitoff]

u have a pm

[fadingblue]

can you just put it here public? more people will see, thus your jeans will be stiffer... and fertiler duh

[jschenkkan]

airmail me your man juice! anyone else smell another denim contest... eh eh?

[mellowbonsai]

weistseeiyde, i sharted in my nudies recently and i dont know what to do i want maximum crinkle effect and good mustages fishnet contrasts

i didnt soak them and also i dont know what soap to use or if i should wash them in the lake after 6 months or in a machine and should i wash in 30 degree water?

halp plzzz :confused::confused::confused::confused::confused::confused:

[fadingblue]

put them in the lake and drive in circles around them with a boat, creating a hand wash cycle effect while still on the lake and not washing them, thats what all the nudie enthusiasts are doing now.

note: shittin up the lake with soap is optional

[fadingblue]

a comment on the nudie myspace:

hey i need a bit of help with my nudie jeans. 8 months ago, i bought a pair of super slim kim black dry stretch size 29, which is a tiny bit looser than what would fit me perfectly, as i thought i might grow a bit (im only 15 yrs old), but now they've stretched even more so they're over a size too big. if i wash it according to the care instructions (60 degrees machine wash) it will only shrink 3% which probably wont be enough. if i wash it in say 80 degrees water, would i be able to shrink it more? ie does hotter water mean more shrinkage?

are there any other ways i can make it shrink more?

thanx

vince =] xx

[Hella Hyphy]

a comment on the nudie myspace:

hey i need a bit of help with my nudie jeans. 8 months ago, i bought a pair of super slim kim black dry stretch size 29, which is a tiny bit looser than what would fit me perfectly, as i thought i might grow a bit (im only 15 yrs old), but now they've stretched even more so they're over a size too big. if i wash it according to the care instructions (60 degrees machine wash) it will only shrink 3% which probably wont be enough. if i wash it in say 80 degrees water, would i be able to shrink it more? ie does hotter water mean more shrinkage?

are there any other ways i can make it shrink more?

thanx

vince =] xx

hotter water = more shrink.

Wash them in boiling water and they'll shrink like 9 sizes for maximum SUFU fit.

[GiZMO]

Man stain picture was the worst ugh.

[ouss]

got cyprin on mines? WUT 2 DO?????

[fadingblue]

this manstain picture?

[GiZMO]

Oh god what in the hell I thought that was mud :confused: One I'm talking about is when a guy made a thread and posted pics of the stains on his denim and everyone was like wow why would you post that and ended up with him getting tons of neg rep.

[Bona Drag]

yo kn i git dem jawnz wit a PREBLOWN CROTCH?????!?!?!?

dat b dat nu shittt whut dey dun on DA STREETZ SON!!1!!!!!

[fadingblue]

i heard nudie crotches blow out so easily so you have some sort of drainage for when you piss/jizz yourself before the 6 months are up

[homme.homme]

i no dat cnt wash nudie fur 6 mnth but am i alowd to ware dem at al in da frst 6 mnth or jst ask questiunz about dem and post picz?

[fadingblue]

youre only allowed to pinch them

[Mr Waffles]

if im a 42 in true religions what size should i get the bootcut olas in?

[diewhitegirls]

if im a 42 in true religions what size should i get the bootcut olas in?

I'm pretty sure you have to buy PDC's before you're allowed to buy Nudies. It's like chemistry...you can't convert from grams of reactant to reagant! You need to convert to moles first.

o_0

[Bona Drag]

if im a 42 in true religions what size should i get the bootcut olas in?

f u dat big u shud gett up n sum THIN FINNS dey look real gud on fukn fat fukn gweeedo fratboi frute swagz

iz u a 42 cuz u workn out all da time??? how bigg ur BICEPS b??? pixx?

[mr fluffernutter]

i hear you aren't allowed to wear your nudies in the rain... is this true?

[Bona Drag]

u kan but 1st u gotta covr em in plastik lyk trash bagz or sum shit

shit looks dope...peepl b lookin at u all crazzee n shit but u b laffn cuz n yr head u b all lyk fuk yall nigguzz im on sum next shit