Jump to content

sufu sexy-time. internetz sexy chat thread.

Guest jmatsu

By Guest jmatsu
in supertrash

 Share

Recommended Posts

Guest jmatsu

Guest jmatsu

Posted
Posted

yo girlies (or convincing fags who pretend to be girlies), let's cyber-fuck!!! let's have sex and get neg reps!

i am sitting on an eames chair. i am wearing nothing but acne denim raw-daddy. i have a huge prosthetic cock designed by fragment.

your move!

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Guest jmatsu

Guest jmatsu

Posted
Posted

i'm cumming!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

+++ Supreme. 19CM-MIJ. Vans.

+++ Supreme. 19CM-MIJ. Vans.

+++ Supreme. 19CM-MIJ. Vans.

+++ Supreme. 19CM-MIJ. Vans.

+++ Supreme. 19CM-MIJ. Vans.

+++ Supreme. 19CM-MIJ. Vans.

awwww...that was good. smokes parliament jp.

Link to comment
Share on other sites
onemancult

onemancult

Posted
Posted

i are straight, but with fruity flavor.

i are wearing CEDERTEG TAKES NYC party tee shirt in a size

3xl. the soft white cotton is barely obscuring my bioengineered

3-prong dong.

i am watching the television show GOSSIP GIRL

and they just showed this very sexy young girl's ass in

frilly underwear.

someone jerk me.

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Guest jmatsu

Guest jmatsu

Posted
Posted
i are straight, but with fruity flavor.

i are wearing CEDERTEG TAKES NYC party tee shirt in a size

3xl. the soft white cotton is barely obscuring my bioengineered

3-prong dong.

i am watching the television show GOSSIP GIRL

and they just showed this very sexy young girl's ass in

frilly underwear.

someone jerk me.

you get a knock on your door. you are kind of pissed cause you're in the middle of watching gossip girl, but you figure it might be milspex with your deluxe cheese pizza w/ extra olives. you open the door, and to your surpise it's jungle jane. she's wearing a vintage pierre cardin navy overcoat and those gold dunk sbs that came out a while ago.

"can i borrow a cup sugar?" she asks?

go!

Link to comment
Share on other sites
onemancult

onemancult

Posted
Posted

i invite jungle jane into my apartment and ask her if she'd like to try on some of my latest reconfigured vintage necklaces that i'm working on.

"it is only fair... you can have all the sugar you want afterwards."

junglejane asks me if i've seen the latest lookbook for chronicles of never.

"the one with the topless girl modelling?" she coos.

i tell her i'm aware of it, and ask her why she mentions.

all of sudden, jj's pierre cardin overcoat is kissing my floor,

and i am blinded by a glowing bajingo.

Link to comment
Share on other sites
plane trip to mars

plane trip to mars

Posted
Posted

a stranger knocks at the door. it is i. i being the stranger. the stranger has the briefcase from pulp fiction. inside is a pair of unreleased denim that will neve be released in your existence. it is perffect. with 2 f's... that'ss not a typo.

"i am from the future"

i, being the stranger that is i, kick you in the nuts.

your turn.

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Guest jmatsu

Guest jmatsu

Posted
Posted

omc coughs three times, which is the secret code for me to jump outta the closet. so i barge out into the living room with my promotional chloe handcuffs custom laced with soft calf skin compliments of cdiem. just as i attempt to slap those on jj i am blinded by the radiance of the bajingo. i can't see, but i stumble forward in a rather futile attempt to subdue her. omc promised me rep and mp3's so even though submission play is kinda played out, unfortunately for me, i am obliged to do his naughty bidding. i finally am able to grasp her wrists, and my sight returns. to my suprise it ain't jj, but lllllllllllllll. she is wearing nothing but a gyu-kaku yakiniku appron (pre-2001- this goes for big buck on theb bay). i knew that omc was a swinger, but did he get the official consent of the dmz to use their concubine. this could mean trouble, but i have to get the party started.

so....

go!

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Guest jmatsu

Guest jmatsu

Posted
Posted
Wouldn't you like to know, I've been lurking for a while, I know what goes on here :cool:

i grab chedda by HER long hair. throw her on a dolly, whip it out, and say "bitch, this is the sword of tokyo!" i force it into her scabbard.

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Guest chedda

Guest chedda

Posted
Posted
i grab chedda by HER long hair. throw her on a dolly, whip it out, and say "bitch, this is the sword of tokyo!" i force it into her scabbard.

I grab your twinkie by the tip, and beagn to force it back into your boday,making it a vagina, then scream "Motherfucker, my name is Ichi"

Link to comment
Share on other sites
onemancult

onemancult

Posted
Posted

jmatsu dons a pair of julius post-apocalyptic/anti-glowing genital goggles and realizes that it isnt even |||||||||||||| that he had handcuffed, but diamonds.

he is crying and whimpering, his soft manchest heaving beneath an linea leather shirt,

his leather prison issues scuffed and stained with strawberry koolaid.

"what the fuck?!" shouts jmatsu.

"dont hurt me.." diamonds says. "if you let me go, i'll let you have timber..."

omc shields his eyes with Bless visors and asks jmatsu what he thinks they should do.

"why take only one slender, soft, pliable canadian, when you can have two?" jmatsu says.

omc nods. "exactly. diamonds, call timber. the time has come to tap the maple tree."

"what?" diamonds asks.

"the time has come to sup upon the sweet syrup of the stiff staff."

"what?" jmatsu said.

....

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Guest jmatsu

Guest jmatsu

Posted
Posted

chedda you suck at erotica. somebody revive the sufu movie thread.

+++ Supreme. 19CM-MIJ. Vans.

+++ Supreme. 19CM-MIJ. Vans.

+++ Supreme. 19CM-MIJ. Vans.

+++ Supreme. 19CM-MIJ. Vans.

+++ Supreme. 19CM-MIJ. Vans.

+++ Supreme. 19CM-MIJ. Vans.

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Guest jmatsu

Guest jmatsu

Posted
Posted
jmatsu dons a pair of julius post-apocalyptic/anti-glowing genital goggles and realizes that it isnt even |||||||||||||| that he had handcuffed, but diamonds.

he is crying and whimpering, his soft manchest heaving beneath an linea leather shirt,

his leather prison issues scuffed and stained with strawberry koolaid.

"what the fuck?!" shouts jmatsu.

"dont hurt me.." diamonds says. "if you let me go, i'll let you have timber..."

omc shields his eyes with Bless visors and asks jmatsu what he thinks they should do.

"why take only one slender, soft, pliable canadian, when you can have two?" jmatsu says.

omc nods. "exactly. diamonds, call timber. the time has come to tap the maple tree."

"what?" diamonds asks.

"the time has come to sup upon the sweet syrup of the stiff staff."

"what?" jmatsu said.

....

"what does the time has come to sup upon the sweet wyrup of the stiff staff?" i quietly ponder to myself. i do the typical jap thing and nod my head even though i'm not certain of the omc/nyc bar lingo.

"sir omc, i prefer timber's younger sibling."

"you may do as you please. kanuks have got great health insurance. i'm sure that their proctologists come cheap." snaps omc.

so i knock diamonds the fuck out and tie him to the heater/boiler. "jungle jane, you have more rep then timber, so you can either watch or participate at your leisure."

i make the call. timber answers. "you fake american fake frenchie, if you ever wanna see your tree-climbin pretty boy again, then get you and your sister's asses over here asap!"

????

Link to comment
Share on other sites
onemancult

onemancult

Posted
Posted

timber swiftly arrives with her younger sister, who is in tears.

at first, it seems like she is crying because she is afraid of the violent tearing of her anal sphincter that is about to occur, but she smiles when omc grabs her by the hair and forces her face to face with jmatsu's prosthetic wombscraper.

"look she likes it" jmatsu proclaims.

"more than i like cosmic disco" omc gurgles as he unzips his pants and shoves

this 3-pronged mutant cock in timber's sister's ear canal, fucking her medulla so

hard that she vomits out the entire score to broadway's the lion king in one fell swoop.

"how did she know that, has she ever been to new york?" jmatsu asks a frightened

timber.

"n--no, n-never..."

junglejane rips off timber's sister's head, revealing the soft ash locks of SLEAZIE.

"its a fucking set up! grab timber!" jmatsu screams

omc runs over to timber and rips off her clothes, revealing an elaborate outfit pieced together from multicolored squares of flattened multicolored wires, and a pair of bathing apes.

"....DIS NIKKA GOT BAYBAY APES!" screams omc.

"yes, i are crank it everyday" fake timber says

chaos erupts as fake timber removes her head, revealing herself to be westside

in disguise, sleazie ninja starts chopping scallions in the kitchen, junglejane starts

hiding expensive new look-era dior jewelry in her bajingo, all while omc and jmatsu stand there, dumbfounded and blueballed

'WHO WILL FUCK US?" they cried, in unison.

sleazie stopped chopping scallions. jane popped another diamond ring into her snatch,

and west paused, mid-superman.

...

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Guest jmatsu

Guest jmatsu

Posted
Posted
timber swiftly arrives with her younger sister, who is in tears.

at first, it seems like she is crying because she is afraid of the violent tearing of her anal sphincter that is about to occur, but she smiles when omc grabs her by the hair and forces her face to face with jmatsu's prosthetic wombscraper.

"look she likes it" jmatsu proclaims.

"more than i like cosmic disco" omc gurgles as he unzips his pants and shoves

this 3-pronged mutant cock in timber's sister's ear canal, fucking her medulla so

hard that she vomits out the entire score to broadway's the lion king in one fell swoop.

"how did she know that, has she ever been to new york?" jmatsu asks a frightened

timber.

"n--no, n-never..."

junglejane rips off timber's sister's head, revealing the soft ash locks of SLEAZIE.

"its a fucking set up! grab timber!" jmatsu screams

omc runs over to timber and rips off her clothes, revealing an elaborate outfit pieced together from multicolored squares of flattened multicolored wires, and a pair of bathing apes.

"....DIS NIKKA GOT BAYBAY APES!" screams omc.

"yes, i are crank it everyday" fake timber says

chaos erupts as fake timber removes her head, revealing herself to be westside

in disguise, sleazie ninja starts chopping scallions in the kitchen, junglejane starts

hiding expensive new look-era dior jewelry in her bajingo, all while omc and jmatsu stand there, dumbfounded and blueballed

'WHO WILL FUCK US?" they cried, in unison.

sleazie stopped chopping scallions. jane popped another diamond ring into her snatch,

and west paused, mid-superman.

...

hahahahahahaa

i guess the moral of this story is that you may start off straight when joining sufu, but eventually end up a fag.

if anyone wants to hear the end of this story please paypal 5 dollars u.s. to omc's account. 3 dollars for the jmatsu budget version or 1 dollar for the westside supleme remix.

if any high profile sufu females wanna get cyber-busy start another sexy scenario please.

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Guest
This topic is now closed to further replies.
 Share
Go to topic listing


×
×
  • Create New...
superfuture®
supertravel
products
services

  • follow us
    • superfuture
    © 2003 – 2023 superfuture® All Rights Reserved