jesus christ this shit is gross

[broneck]

so i came over the crest of a hill yesterday and fucking nailed a dead skunk, its guts were all over the road and it made a really gross squelch as I ran over it. My car smells fucking horrid. I've taken it through the car wash like 4 times and scrubbed the interior with this industrial grade febreeze and washed my mats and the smell is hanging around like venerial warts. needless to say, I'm not pumped on driving it, and even worse I'm worried that should I happend to have a date coming up soon, the stink will transfer from the car to me and i'll smell like skunk juice.

it's worse than i could have ever imagined.

HOW THE FUCK DO I GET RID OF THIS SHIT

ps. i'm already aware of the similarity to the seinfeld episode

[stuntastic]

Good luck.

A skunk died on my street, and the stench was there for a good two weeks.

[headcoat]

sorry bro, youre fucked. You can take it to a professional cleaner but that wont be cheap; but if the smell is that bad there wont be anything you can do by yourself that will remove it.

or, park it with keys in ignition in some shady part of town and collect the insurance.

[jonle714]

doesnt like tomato juice clean it

[yuljo]

Straight up skunk is BBO.

Between your coke stained interior, obscene gas consumption, indigo dyed leather seats and now this, you gotta get a new car.

[skiniks]

or, park it with keys in ignition in some shady part of town and collect the insurance.

he could park in front of his house and that'd work.

[yuljo]

he could park in front of his house and that'd work.

White suburbs? He'll be waiting a long time.

[skiniks]

haven't you heard, we live in the hood.

[Guest]

i know a kid who details cars in TO i could probably get you a deal

sounds like a joke but i serious

[skiniks]

i don't really think detailing it or anything would work... just spray the shit out of the underbody of your car, get hella pine tree air fresheners, keep up with the febreeze, and leave your windows open a bit over night.

[ouss]

this is why i love supertrash.

[broneck]

doesnt like tomato juice clean it

OH SHIT man why didn't i think of pouring tomato juice not only all over my car's exterior, but then DUMPING the shit all over my beige carpets? thank you so much for your input. go jam your fingers in a garbage disposal.

[Guest]

hahahahaha

[jeepster]

kill something and let it sit in your car for a few days. should counteract the smell.

oh wait.

usually when i hit a skunk, or any animal for that matter i just open the windows, let the car sit for a weekend, if it rains, then the car just smells wet, so its not so bad.

[Guest itsmeJT]

so i came over the crest of a hill yesterday and fucking nailed a dead skunk, its guts were all over the road and it made a really gross squelch as I ran over it. My car smells fucking horrid. I've taken it through the car wash like 4 times and scrubbed the interior with this industrial grade febreeze and washed my mats and the smell is hanging around like venerial warts. needless to say, I'm not pumped on driving it, and even worse I'm worried that should I happend to have a date coming up soon, the stink will transfer from the car to me and i'll smell like skunk juice.

it's worse than i could have ever imagined.

HOW THE FUCK DO I GET RID OF THIS SHIT

ps. i'm already aware of the similarity to the seinfeld episode

kill yourself

[chmercer]

yeah really your only chance is gonna be to clown the interior with air fresheners. it wont smell great (unless you really love strawberries/new car/bubblegum/etc), but it shouldnt smell like skunk

[Guest itsmeJT]

so i came over the crest of a hill yesterday and fucking nailed a dead skunk, its guts were all over the road and it made a really gross squelch as I ran over it. My car smells fucking horrid. I've taken it through the car wash like 4 times and scrubbed the interior with this industrial grade febreeze and washed my mats and the smell is hanging around like venerial warts. needless to say, I'm not pumped on driving it, and even worse I'm worried that should I happend to have a date coming up soon, the stink will transfer from the car to me and i'll smell like skunk juice.

it's worse than i could have ever imagined.

HOW THE FUCK DO I GET RID OF THIS SHIT

ps. i'm already aware of the similarity to the seinfeld episode

heya stinky

[breams]

Apparently there are products designed to remove skunk smell (i.e. http://www.healthypets.com/skunbythorco.html), so maybe you can find something like that in your area. Can call up vets, animal clinics, etc. and see what they've got. If worse comes to worse, you can park it on top of a fountain and dump some pine-sol in the water.

[sycamore no more]

Open all your windows and drive fast for 20 mins, the air should wind out the smell.

[Guest declasse]

that's like one of the worst non lethal things that could happen, shit!

[2:30 Starz In Their Eyez]

Open all your windows and drive fast into a wall

I agree, this will get rid of the worst of your problems, might leave the smell though.

[GiZMO]

[broneck]

i've been driving on highways for 2 days with the windows down. smell lingers. gizmo, i dont get it.

edit: i laughed my ass off, who the hell rated this "5 stars"

[GiZMO]

In Pulp Fiction, the John Travolta accidentally pulls the trigger on a guy in their getaway car because they went over a pump. Their predicament is driving the car with blood all over it so they call The Wolf (Harvey Keitel) to help restore their car to prestine condition which includes picking up pieces of skull and whiping blood.

Haven't hit an animal but I'm guessing the skunk juices flew up into your car? Never smelt a skunk before either I can't believe none of that smell covers work. Quickest remedy for someone squirted with skunk stink is a bath in tomato soup but that usually involves soaking in a tub of red. Needless to say that's not a good option for your car.

[fadingblue]

i say rent a car for your date

[breams]

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=1871259678

Did anyone else think of this video?

[__3xL]

No " kid who details cars " will help you ever in life ..

BUT I detail for a major luxury car dealer and we use ionizer machines for smells such as yours .. dead body stenches in trunks and such , so find a detailing company who uses ionizers/de-ionizers .. your car will be out your hands almost all day and will cost you between $150 and $250'ish ..

just make sure they don't use the portable one - your whole car has to sit in the chamber

[blm14]

The ONLY solution is to squirt Butyric Acid into your window wells.

[watchman]

http://www.petacular.com/products/skunk-smell.html

looks pretty heavy duty, and safe on carpets, etc.

[__3xL]

Watchman that ish won't work the smell is places he cannot get to for one and " skunk spray in dog's hairs " is dumb cause hairs have oils in them / on them that smells don't stay i too well anyways ..

Being in the biz I told him his only option .. If he was just spot treating yea other options ..