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Where do you get your pr0n?


AznInvazn

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myfreepaysite.com (not really)

I hooked up with a girl last year, and when we got to her room she turned her computer on and went to this site, and turned some porn on, and was all:

"look, this site gives you porn for free! How awesome is that? Aren't you glad I showed you"?

So I was all:

"Bitch what the fuck, this is some played out steez, I'm on that next level illegal password shit, lemme drop some knowledge on y'all corny ass"

Actually that's a lie. I shut my pretty little mouth and acted like she had just revealed to me the titty cornucopia.

You never mess with a girl when she's down with porno, even if she's a bit whack.

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i go to the 24 hour video/magazine store...no internet shit, seeing this isnt even my computer....i was in there one night and this dude made a gesture and nod to go to the disgusting viewing stations...i shouted out loud "this dudes wants to suck my cock"

the dude bolted out of the store and the aisans that run the place told me it happens almost every night...

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