WTB: Palm Beach Bath and Tennis Club Gear

[sleazie ninja number 47]

So it turns out that I'm not fit enough for membership for the "B 'n' T," however, I still would like to acquire some of their gear (namely tennis shorts, swim trunks, a bathrobe, slippers, etc). Second hand is fine too, so long as it does not reek of old money. If anyone has a hook up in Palm Beach, let a brotha know? Thanks.

[Carl]

Talk to me in a few months...

[sleazie ninja number 47]

Carl they (the people of the B 'n' T) like your kind, so any help in this matter would be appreciated. My main dilema is there is a textiles heiress staying at the Beverly Hill Hotel for the summer... I am trying to seduce her and have a child with her out of wedlock. Tennis shorts from the B 'n' T is integral for my plan. thank you.

[Carl]

Wait, we talkin Palm Beach, Fl., or somewhere in southern california?

If were doing it with old jewish ladies then im your man, but if were talking the top of that mountain in Pasadena, say no go.

[Carl]

And seeing how its just you and me in this dusty jukebox...

I was kinda scared to go into the DMZ thread soooo, I, errr, wanted to ask you if i could be like the US ambassador to team DMZ.

I went to Seoul when i was 12 with three friends, unchaparoned for the most part, only one of us spoke korean, we were too young to get into any real trouble but that shit was one of the deffining times in my life.

So yeah...just had to get that out there, haha

[sleazie ninja number 47]

yeah palm beach, fl...i need the shorts from florida, to make an impression in LA (they will show that I'm well-traveled, and run in the right circles).

[Carl]

give me a few months, pray i get an assignment at the country club, and ill see what i can do

[sleazie ninja number 47]

reciting the shemah as we speak...