a good wife

[cheep]

discuss.

[jpgm]

haha funny shit, that is actually up on the notice board at my work.

a good wife......will be your best friend.

[corporategrunt]

I am sure working women with house-husbands will actually appreciate those qualities/actions in their significant others. Now I am going to print out that image and hand it out to female workers at my office so I can further alienate myself from them.

[cheep]

im sending it to my ex wife.

[will_i_am]

"be a little gay and make it interesting for him"

opps.

edit:

"be a little gay and a little more interesting for him"

got excited.

[sycamore no more]

1955?

What is it now?

2007?

TIMES HAVE CHANGED BOYS!

[junglejane]

you're tired? well who massages my blistered and flaky hands after cleaning the whole goddamn house with cleaning products that don't promise to protect my skin? you expect me to be fresh and clean and happy after cooking a big meal and then having you come home late? do you have to put up with the crazy neighbor that steals the orchids from the windowsill?

i think you're the one who has to bring up interesting topics so I won't get bored. I'm sick of hearing about bob from human resources that just got that new sports car. It would help being a little gay too. at least you would dress better. little bitch.

[will_i_am]

go make a sandwich and pop me out a kid

<3

[cheep]

you're tired? well who massages my blistered and flaky hands after cleaning the whole goddamn house with cleaning products that don't promise to protect my skin? you expect me to be fresh and clean and happy after cooking a big meal and then having you come home late? do you have to put up with the crazy neighbor that steals the orchids from the windowsill?

i think you're the one who has to bring up interesting topics so I won't get bored. I'm sick of hearing about bob from human resources that just got that new sports car. It would help being a little gay too. at least you would dress better. little bitch.

honey... why dont you calm down and eat one of these xanax chip cookies i just baked you...

[shoreman1782]

That thing looks pretty f-in fake. Not that a lot of folks (my asshat grandpa, included) don't/didn't agree with it.

[JesseJB]

the good wifes guide 2007:

1. you must eat at McDonalds all the time.

2. gain weight.

3. buy an SUV. Its required!

4. The View

[kauflust]

I thought that was a fake article...

Source graphic?