The Worst Possible Fits I Could Make

[poliopoliopolio]

I was going through my closet at my parents' house and realized that I have a lot of retarded ass clothes. Since I've been shopping at thrift stores since I was 14 and I'm bad at throwing things away, I have a lot of stupid, stupid, clothing. That being said, I decided to try and make the worst possible fits (by theme) I could with my wardrobe.

From left to right: F.O.T. (Friend of Telfar), Frat Dude, Nu Rave Victim/Dirty, Dirty Dancer.

I'd be interested in seeing yours, but you all might just have more restraint than I do. I'm also totally psyched for the hilarious and totally unexpected, "How are these any different/worse than your regular fits?"

[cuddlysheep]

the first one is pretty good. F.O.T

[poliopoliopolio]

no way. high-waisted scout shorts and motorcycle boots? on a dude?

[Selegna]

HA!

good ones.

[wEstSidE]

holy shit the nu rave victim is sweet.

[poliopoliopolio]

i couldn't decide if i should add a stupid hat to #3.

[Halifamous]

Hipsters live on stupid hats.

They must, I've never seen one eat.

[nairb49]

oooooh, killer thread. i'l have to see if I can come up with something....

edit: WHAT is with those tags!!!??? hahaha

[poliopoliopolio]

dude, i'm psyched to see what other people have to offer. DO IT.

and i also wasn't sure how long it would take people to notice the tags.

[dokydoky]

I was considering this for an April Fools WAYWT post.

[mr fluffernutter]

Sexy Devil Headgear

Alex + Chloe Necklace

Whoopie Cushion Ironic Necklace

Fake Modern Amusement T-shirt

Cheap Monday Red Jeans

Nike Dunk Highs

[poliopoliopolio]

doky, on point.

diamonds, where can i cop that whoopie cushion? how long is that chain?

[Guest jmatsu]

polio:

these guys give you a run for your "nu-rave victim" money.

thefashionramone.blogspot.com

scroll down a bit...

[poliopoliopolio]

remember when you were 18 and thought that bjork was the coolest thing to ever exist in life? that's what thefashionramone reminds me of.

[JohnnyRed]

remember when you were 18 and thought that bjork was the coolest thing to ever exist in life? that's what thefashionramone reminds me of.

hey now, Bjork is still pretty fucking amazing

[poliopoliopolio]

hey now, Bjork is still pretty fucking amazing

oh, i'm not saying she isn't. but to base your whole existence on her...sometimes i like to think about her and matthew barney having sex.

[wEstSidE]

you put weird images in my head.

then again it's not like matthew barney isn't guilty of (cremaster, anyone?)

[Kasper]

I was considering this for an April Fools WAYWT post.

this is just plain wack

[bapelolol]

I was considering this for an April Fools WAYWT post.

[honestforum] sick fit, brah [/honestforum]

[C0C0]

anyone wanna request a look lol

[Guest jmatsu]

anyone wanna request a look lol

please give me something sleazy. not sexy.

[poliopoliopolio]

trashy hobbit.

[C0C0]

lol im sure ill find something ill be posting 2morrow tho if this thread hasn't died yet lol

[Vitamian]

please give me something sleazy. not sexy.

I'm thinking a pair of velour leopard print short shorts.

[onemancult]

polio has huge balls.

literally.

everyone keep this thread alive so c0c0 will bless us with a photographical.

[canice]

since i'm practically done school and have nothing to do, i'm taking requests.

[Guest jmatsu]

since i'm practically done school and have nothing to do, i'm taking requests.

maybe a bikini whilst on your fixie...

[poliopoliopolio]

sexy pilgrim

[poliopoliopolio]

but honestly, how about: fake mary kate olsen, the fashionspot victim, over-dior'd, epiclylaterd broseph, american apparel sales clerk...

[C0C0]

i 2nd fake mary kate for canice LOL