New York culture experts wanted

[CurlyOne]

Are there any savvy New York style experts out there that can tell me what is hotter than hot in the city at the moment?

Where are all the cool kids going to water themselves?

What's the latest club craze?

What is the latest dance fad (last year it was krunking)?

Cheers, m'dears!

[down4nyhc]

it's crumping fool.

[CurlyOne]

Thanks for the pointer

[down4nyhc]

no problem. now give me a job.

[onemancult]

The cool kids are watering themselves at the hottest nightspot ever, Golden Showers. It is an underground spot, I can't tell you where publicly though. They serve this crazy drink, the piss bomb- it is in a glass that actually explodes into another glass to mix your drink in your hand! You don't have those yet anywhere else in the world,

they're sicktastically dopefiendeded, on the reals. That is just some hot New York slang I'm using, you can ask me if you need an explanation.

The latest club craze is sucking dicks/getting your dick sucked on the dancefloor.

But, you have to do it as a dance, you can't just suck dick without rhythm. If you suck dick and are off beat, the crowd will start to stomp on you and call you a 'false cocksucker'- if you get called a false cockscuker, you can't come back to the club unless you suck the owner's dick to prove that you've been practicing. It is a pretty hardcore scene, they only do it at the hottest underground clubs here. The other places are too worried about the police finding out, but the real spots don't care about cops, because they're paying them off with blowjobs.

The latest dance craze here is bringing back old dances like the Twist and the Mashed Potato, but making them sexy. So, you do the normal Twist, but you grab

your dick or your tits while doing it. It is all about bringing vintage back to your style, right, your life style, but you have to make it fucking hot or else you get called a false dancer, and if you get called a false dancer you get taken off of the VIP list for the underground clubs. And once you get blacklisted you're fucked, you can't go to any of the spots because they all keep a tight list. You'd have to suck like fifteen dicks just to get back in, and that is guys too, because everyone is bisexual now.

[swisloc]

The cool kids are watering themselves at the hottest nightspot ever, Golden Showers. It is an underground spot, I can't tell you where publicly though. They serve this crazy drink, the piss bomb- it is in a glass that actually explodes into another glass to mix your drink in your hand! You don't have those yet anywhere else in the world,

they're sicktastically dopefiendeded, on the reals. That is just some hot New York slang I'm using, you can ask me if you need an explanation.

The latest club craze is sucking dicks/getting your dick sucked on the dancefloor.

But, you have to do it as a dance, you can't just suck dick without rhythm. If you suck dick and are off beat, the crowd will start to stomp on you and call you a 'false cocksucker'- if you get called a false cockscuker, you can't come back to the club unless you suck the owner's dick to prove that you've been practicing. It is a pretty hardcore scene, they only do it at the hottest underground clubs here. The other places are too worried about the police finding out, but the real spots don't care about cops, because they're paying them off with blowjobs.

The latest dance craze here is bringing back old dances like the Twist and the Mashed Potato, but making them sexy. So, you do the normal Twist, but you grab

your dick or your tits while doing it. It is all about bringing vintage back to your style, right, your life style, but you have to make it fucking hot or else you get called a false dancer, and if you get called a false dancer you get taken off of the VIP list for the underground clubs. And once you get blacklisted you're fucked, you can't go to any of the spots because they all keep a tight list. You'd have to suck like fifteen dicks just to get back in, and that is guys too, because everyone is bisexual now.

i love it.

was taking a break from sufu for the last week to get my portfolio in order for a new job, but this post just brought me back. nice.

[artificialsky]

The cool kids are watering themselves at the hottest nightspot ever, Golden Showers. It is an underground spot, I can't tell you where publicly though. They serve this crazy drink, the piss bomb- it is in a glass that actually explodes into another glass to mix your drink in your hand! You don't have those yet anywhere else in the world,

they're sicktastically dopefiendeded, on the reals. That is just some hot New York slang I'm using, you can ask me if you need an explanation.

The latest club craze is sucking dicks/getting your dick sucked on the dancefloor.

But, you have to do it as a dance, you can't just suck dick without rhythm. If you suck dick and are off beat, the crowd will start to stomp on you and call you a 'false cocksucker'- if you get called a false cockscuker, you can't come back to the club unless you suck the owner's dick to prove that you've been practicing. It is a pretty hardcore scene, they only do it at the hottest underground clubs here. The other places are too worried about the police finding out, but the real spots don't care about cops, because they're paying them off with blowjobs.

The latest dance craze here is bringing back old dances like the Twist and the Mashed Potato, but making them sexy. So, you do the normal Twist, but you grab

your dick or your tits while doing it. It is all about bringing vintage back to your style, right, your life style, but you have to make it fucking hot or else you get called a false dancer, and if you get called a false dancer you get taken off of the VIP list for the underground clubs. And once you get blacklisted you're fucked, you can't go to any of the spots because they all keep a tight list. You'd have to suck like fifteen dicks just to get back in, and that is guys too, because everyone is bisexual now.

this is one of the greatest things ever to be posted.

[RAISED BY WOLVES]

The cool kids are watering themselves at the hottest nightspot ever, Golden Showers. It is an underground spot, I can't tell you where publicly though. They serve this crazy drink, the piss bomb- it is in a glass that actually explodes into another glass to mix your drink in your hand! You don't have those yet anywhere else in the world,

they're sicktastically dopefiendeded, on the reals. That is just some hot New York slang I'm using, you can ask me if you need an explanation.

The latest club craze is sucking dicks/getting your dick sucked on the dancefloor.

But, you have to do it as a dance, you can't just suck dick without rhythm. If you suck dick and are off beat, the crowd will start to stomp on you and call you a 'false cocksucker'- if you get called a false cockscuker, you can't come back to the club unless you suck the owner's dick to prove that you've been practicing. It is a pretty hardcore scene, they only do it at the hottest underground clubs here. The other places are too worried about the police finding out, but the real spots don't care about cops, because they're paying them off with blowjobs.

The latest dance craze here is bringing back old dances like the Twist and the Mashed Potato, but making them sexy. So, you do the normal Twist, but you grab

your dick or your tits while doing it. It is all about bringing vintage back to your style, right, your life style, but you have to make it fucking hot or else you get called a false dancer, and if you get called a false dancer you get taken off of the VIP list for the underground clubs. And once you get blacklisted you're fucked, you can't go to any of the spots because they all keep a tight list. You'd have to suck like fifteen dicks just to get back in, and that is guys too, because everyone is bisexual now.

Pretty much.

That's why I dont go out no more.

Banned for false cocksucking.

[mizanation]

What is the latest dance fad (last year it was krunking)?

haha, what a herb.

[keagan]

The latest club craze is sucking dicks/getting your dick sucked on the dancefloor.

But, you have to do it as a dance, you can't just suck dick without rhythm. If you suck dick and are off beat, the crowd will start to stomp on you and call you a 'false cocksucker'- if you get called a false cockscuker, you can't come back to the club unless you suck the owner's dick to prove that you've been practicing. It is a pretty hardcore scene, they only do it at the hottest underground clubs here. The other places are too worried about the police finding out, but the real spots don't care about cops, because they're paying them off with blowjobs..

Oh my fucking god.

Thank. You.

[NESK]

cult is actually five minutes behind on this.

sucking dicks and doing the mashed potatoe was last week. now its all about doing that move where you grab your leg and jump through it, but while someone is sucking your dick.

its fucking intense.

[NESK]

krunking

holy fuck! are you a fourteen year old white girl from new hampshire?

[Guest StuckOnStupid]

[Tisswat]

Crossposting is the new starching.

[nappyhead jenkins]

onemancult hoed this post out put that shit on the block like get my money bitch

[macuser3of5]

The latest club craze is sucking dicks/getting your dick sucked on the dancefloor.

But, you have to do it as a dance, you can't just suck dick without rhythm. If you suck dick and are off beat, the crowd will start to stomp on you and call you a 'false cocksucker'- if you get called a false cockscuker, you can't come back to the club unless you suck the owner's dick to prove that you've been practicing. It is a pretty hardcore scene, they only do it at the hottest underground clubs here. The other places are too worried about the police finding out, but the real spots don't care about cops, because they're paying them off with blowjobs.

New York, HERE I COME!

[notesee]

I was so wasted at the Golden Shower on my birthday. I was getting head, and I cock smacked this girl cause she wasn't too good at the deal. I guess cock smacking is against club rules. It's not my fault the bitch fell over with just one hit, I'm not looking forward to the cocksucking that's going to have to be given to get back in .. I need piss bombs.

[brissyboy]

baaaahahahaha

[AstroWolf]

This thread was in flames to begin with, but my god, OMC shut it DOWN!

[sleazie ninja number 47]

Anyone know of any clean-ish glory holes below 14th Street? PM me the address and secret PW (if there is one). thanks.

[onemancult]

i know a few in the NYU area.

you like blowjobs from JAPS?

PM me for locations. the password is always "marc jacobs sample sale".

[Servo2000]

Oh yeah, that's why I tried to have onemancult's babies.

I could use a PM as well.