did i just see richard branson outside my work? yes i did.

[Guest StuckOnStupid]

i went outside to smoke, and then i heard a big explosion, and a flash of light, and then richard branson - who by the looks of it, is made out of hair, tan, and teeth - exploded out of a cage suspended high above dundas square and shimmied down a knotted bedsheet into the arms of a hot chick dressed as the hamburgler.

i wish i was making this up.

i tried yelling at him asking if he bought Supreme for 65743 billion dollars, but he and his teeth ignored me. but i got some virgin mobile gum, and that's not too bad i guess.

[mizanation]

he made money in style, mad props to sir branson.

[lil brown brother]

is he hiring?

[bee hee]

workplace smoking bans have finally shown some degree of usefulness?

[homi29]

hmm another toronto member??

[superdupersang]

stuckonstupid, u need to lay of the drugs for a while im thinking

[Guest StuckOnStupid]

holy fuck man im not kidding, this actually happened.....im pretty sure i saw this....

[Guest StuckOnStupid]

http://www.citynews.ca/news/news_8716.aspx

[superdupersang]

that is the sound of me eating my own words, tinged with mine own tears

[__3xL]

Peace bushes! Trees, hello!

Yea still I agree it would be good to lay off the drugs awhile ..

[Guest StuckOnStupid]

Ayo, my wiz play the flute, I stroll through the forest like

Peace, bushes, trees, hello, how was your day?..

ahem......

[nairb49]

damn, that shit is hilarious. wish I could have seen it.

[Guest youngteam]

interesting story and all, but who gives a shit what happens in canada?

[high_contrast]

I was walking to school when I saw a cage suspended over Dundas Square and wondered what the fuck was happening.

[NESK]

fuck man, i was at ryerson twice today and missed this.

i would have gladly taken a security beatdown to pluck just one of his mustache hairs.

[Corbin Law]

interesting story and all, but who gives a shit what happens in canada?

i think you just raised a very interesting point

we all need to reevaluate the underlying purpose of this thread

if it actually has one.

[Bandwagonesque]

I usually hate most corporate suit'n'tie douchebags, but Branson is cool as fuck.

Found the stunt...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXtlRO-0jHg

[Guest StuckOnStupid]

interesting story and all, but who gives a shit what happens in canada?

yo that was real cool how you harshed my mellow, fellow! You sure gave me the business! Now I know who NOT to mess with around here. You truly are a Silverback.

I'll fuck you till you love me, cocksucker. Stay outta my shiddit. Also, Soundgarden is for fucking pussies.