How to hide your ERECTION!

[Etz]

No joke back in highschool we had uniforms and I kept getting spontaneous boners so I cut a hole in the pockets for easier realignment. It was some James Bond shit. Except I can remember a few times where I forgot about the hole and I'd toss some change in only for it to come back out again.

[kenthenoob]

lower your belt so it keeps the dog against you and not away..

[Guest DUM]

Stop looking at diamonds.

[kenthenoob]

...but how could one resist?

[sybaritical]

[Guest DUM]

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[freecat]

Just put your hand in your pocket, you will feel guilty at the beggining, thinking everybody is watching at your crotch, but thinking further, they actually don't !