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how abt candidates for female models?

there arent that many female members on this forum but from what i have seen junglejane knows how to dress and impresss

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how abt candidates for female models?

there arent that many female members on this forum but from what i have seen junglejane knows how to dress and impresss

Models can't dress most of the time (example: 14 y/o russian models)

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let's not kid ourselves, we are all a bunch of ugly motherfuckers.

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let's not kid ourselves, we are all a bunch of ugly motherfuckers.

hahaha

yea no offense to anyone, but dressing well does not make you a model. There have been a couple really fine lookers here and there, but no one has ever struck me as posessing model features.

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but no one has ever struck me as posessing model features.

what exactly are model features. ive always wondered. some models look ugly as hell to me.

so. what are model features?

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what exactly are model features. ive always wondered. some models look ugly as hell to me.

so. what are model features?

It depends who hires you. I model and I'm not particularly pretty, I just have the look certain brands go for. Anyway, with makeup and a good photographer they can pretty much make you look the way they want.

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It depends who hires you. I model and I'm not particularly pretty, I just have the look certain brands go for. Anyway, with makeup and a good photographer they can pretty much make you look the way they want.

in that case, all of you would make perfect models for my "down syndrome" campaign that im doing with hedi slimane.

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Canice youre hot, dont deny it.

i have the self-awareness to understand the only reason i get attention on this board is because the super-ratio female to male approaches one:infinity.

:)

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let's not kid ourselves, we are all a bunch of ugly motherfuckers.

If anyone is looking I will be on the couch, in the dark, eating a bowl of Ben & Jerry's and crying.

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If you need someone to sport a Jofa helmet, look no further.

haha :D

seeking models

requirements:

- skinny as hell

- can walk

- face

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Good to see those helmets marked your childhood too....

There's probably more buff models working that skinny ones. I have friends who model in north america and they're always told they're too skinny. Personally I get gigs because I was in a car crash a few years ago have no face anymore... very minimal.

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I'm really thin and no matter how much I eat I never gain any weight, I think this attribute would be a big plus if I ever was to attempt a modeling career.

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Some models are super awkward. Like, one guy I met while I was on a shoot for L'uomo Vogue, he was a super tall 6' + asian dude. He was just the quirkiest and unsocial guy ever. "Uhh...umm..." No brain activity goin on up there, period. And he dressed like a bum. But regardless, he has the right look when groomed properly by the stylists and in Prada clothes...

Hell, I was just glad I got free catered food. :)

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englands prick could be a model for vienna sausages.

Don't you mean Kielbasa?

I know you're bitter because you are stuck on an island with 100,000 horny Marines, but there is no need to get cranky.

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i think he means vienna sausage. but he hasnt seen the full glory of an erect england, where it gets to hotdog size proportions.

Yes. Hot dog size indeed........

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^^^^^^arrrrrgggghaha

The New faces of AW....CheapMutherfookaHomme and Haptronatastic

Coming soon to a computer screen near you......

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haha :D

seeking models

requirements:

- skinny as hell

- can walk

- face

Im skinny and a killer walk.

But I havent got a face, is that unnormal ?

Is this fact going to make my new jeans fade in an abnormal way ?

shit

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