Superfreestyle

[cuddlysheep]

ooohhh sick rhymes son. word.

They call me the hiphopopotamus,

I got flows that glow like phosphorous,

poppin' off the the top of this esophagus.

I'm not a water-dwelling mammal from Africa that's moved to the metropolis.

Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis?

...Did Steve tell you that?

[TokenIndianKid]

im sittin in the library bored as fuck, no luck

trying to get this herbal delite, but in spite

of my numerous phonecalls, no ones home

some in class, ones on the fucking throne

so i see a buddy of mine in the hallway, no way

and i say, hey, you got any grass today

and he says 'yes i got some kush, it looks like a bush'

and now im stoned

[cheep]

freestyle like rodney mullen

yeah, im unbeatable

like biggie and premo

im unbelievable

coming straight out the gutter

a cheap motherfucker

got more game than jordan

meet your mother and ill fuck her

fuck with my crew

you hear "bucka bucka bucka"

i am hip hop

youre just a part time sucka

[cheep]

words intoxicate like liquor

theres no one sicker

make a lesbian switch

when i lick her and dick her

OG like jupafett

make a coma bitch wet

make a nun hail satan

fuck the whole set

[cheep]

smoke inhaled, meditative like buddah

slack like general echo

gaurenteed that im ruder

lay down rhymes on a track

like a baby to a nap

ruthless like a nazi

when im on the attack

in fact

im the illest one out there

got this thread locked up

like Mumia's hair

[TokenIndianKid]

roll the purple in the dutch, drop the clutch

of my 1979 pinto, shity car, but it got a brick

of that white in the trunk, and a beat down trick

lay low, before you get this nina in your mouth

then im gonna blast it and take a drip down south

hide from the feds in mexico, you know

while im growing fields of marijuana, fo sho

last nite i met your mother, call me motherfucker

cuz you a sucka, just a whack ass nukka

you get beat the fuck down when i come to town

my freestyle is so nuts, you think im a chipmunk

but the ganja i smoke is always kush, never bunk

you get taken for a fool, i get taken for a king

now get the fuck on the floor and kiss my penis ring

[cheep]

son, were im from we smoke haze for days

anyways, fuck a dutch, i put cheeba in cohibas

and youre not moving shit, so watch what you say

my man in peru is the one who makes the yay

and he nevr heard of you, so you must be a fed

talk around the wrong people youll end up dead

cause see, real bad boys move in silence

and you wack ass rhymes not dropping science

more like science fiction with the lies youre tellin

i bet its nickel bags of dirt that youre sellin

see, youre the fool, thinking youre the king

stop talking and youll hear what a real emcee bring.

[cheep]

styles more deadly than the wu-tang sword

see 36 chambers have 36 doors

and im the key, unlocking many styles

with the js on my feet ive covered many miles

and seen many things on the duval street

cats on a bike selling cracks just to eat

murderers riding in crown vics with bad chicks

bitches in clubs want 50 to suck dicks

and im not judging, its just an observation

i play it low key to avoid confrontation

im not a criminal, but they stay where i stay

im not a crack head but i know where they lay

[TokenIndianKid]

cheep i told you i smoke feds like monecristos

you think im a fed? someone gonna end up with holes

your boy is in peru, mine is colombian,

and my shit gets moved by bitches, fine europeans

no one hears of me because my shit goes to monaco

thats why im chartering a private yacht, paid for by blow

i do big league, i shoot up more niggas than barry bonds

while im sitting back, kush in my cristo, gettin head from 2 blonds

just because you floridian dont mean you have the best

you try to put my credibility to the test, but at best

its just wound up a mess, just go ahead and fuck wit the rest

of the whack ass emcees who try to battle in here

im getting high in the sky, cristal in my leer

jet, got a tiger for a pet, when you slang you gotta work off debts

[cheep]

i dont need to slang shit, thats a set up to fail

one false move you end up in jail

i sit back and watch, pull strings behind the scenes

let the small time crooks serve to the fiends

watch the money rise up, sit back and count the profits

orginization so diffused theres no way they can stop it

dont have a ki in the trunk, fuck riding dirty

got ten pallets in a truck, plane arrives at 9:30

[TokenIndianKid]

anyways lemme try to switch up shit

just got out a midterm, so i lit up some shit

some of that kush, you know, george bush

cuz i smoked that osama, keeping the llama

straight tucked, more presidential than obama

stay fly and high til i die, no lie, niggas ask me why

i dont wash samurais for days, i say 'lets blaze'

get the kush smoke fades, always stay with blades

sicker than a nigga with the AIDS, got it made

this is that straight kush flow, totally off the dome

high as fuck, polishing my verbal chrome

on that hollow point tip, call it the grim reaper

its class time, you the student im the teacher

go sit your ass in detention, im loading ammunition

into the blunt, that kush is smellier than a hookers cunt

got that OG kush smell like a skunk just got run over

was with your girl last night, told her to bend over

[cheep]

somtimes this bitch make me wanna fucking kill her

and not on some gun shit, something much iller

like breaking all her bones, starting with her toes

or some hydrochloric acid up the bitch nose

drop her off a building and watch her body fall

cut her up in little peices, spread them shits around the mall

rape her with a steak knife, let her bleed out her ass

bury the bitch alive, cover her with grass

hang her from a meat hook on a celing fan

wait at the end of her block, run her over with a van

yeah, the bitch makes me crazy, mind on some violent shit

i feel the need for weed, TIK, lemme get a hit

[alterion]

sorry man i had to go to lunch

i needed something to munch

while you sit and come up with rhymes

i have to enter commands on my unix console a hundred times

its not that i don't want to duel and diss

i just gotta pay attention so my boss won't get pissed

your rhymin was good and left me in awe

but still i did find one little flaw

you say you have skill

you say your rhymes are ill

but as much as you might try

nothing you have said has made me cry

your rhymes try to diss but end up being kinda lame

i'm sorry to say you ain't got no game

try saying something different so it won't all sound the same

maybe then you can lay claim to some fame

[cheep]

alright, you want some diversity?

i think i can do that, hmm, lets see

you know whats really fucking ill? puppies

from a street mutt to the ones owned by yuppies

from the mean ass pit thats bred to fight

to the happy loving lab that would never bite

the dope german shepard that protects your house

to the ugly ass chihuaua that looks like a mouse

a black tounge chow thats fluffy as fuck

or maybe a retriver thatll get a duck

yeah puppies are the shit man, i want a yard full

some crazy ass shit like a yorkie pitbull

[onemancult]

i kill yr clique in a minute with the way that i am

have all the ladies in your town saying 'j is my man'

make em touch it suck it fuck it like it wassystematic

separated life from body and stowed the latter in the attic

i'm calibrated

my rhymes are elevated

need i explain why one man is so celebrated?

[Bona Drag]

alt, man, cut it; this is serious biz

you want to fuck around, kid, little pop quiz:

which of these cats here laugh at your jokes?

maybe t.i.k. after too many smokes

otherwise bitch your fuckin game is flat broke

ain't worth half a line of that dc coke

take it out back kid we got ours here

you fuckin spaced out like the final frontier

you ain't with the thread kid just disappear

you know what they say about walkin short piers

same to those fools think i ain't sincere

one last time i make it loud and clear

see my name y'all thinkin man he don't love beats

man he ain't with the rhymes cause he ain't with the streets

like the only cats can bring lyrical heat

come from rusted out steel and busted concrete

and hustle on the corner just to make ends meet

and relax they minds with the spliff-rolled sweets

i almost feel sorry for you close-minded heads

hot gear outside but inside you half dead

don't know how many times it already been said

look past poses follow words instead

[TokenIndianKid]

bong drag, get ready to get put in a body bag

nigga you just got here, im a fucking veteran

step the fuck back, before you get slapped by a real man

i'll smack you so hard, i'll make your family tree shake

im stronger than you, even after a wake and bake

your freestyle aint worth a dime sack of some stress, test the best

get filled up with holes like the rest, who have come seen me

i'll have eveyone laughing at you like 'hee hee, hee hee'

you got that bitch nigga flow, you aint nothing but a trick

now please study my verse and go hop on a dick

because your freestyle is more stale than panda express

if you keep trying to stunt, it'll just wind up a mess, no less

but i must confess, im high as fuck right now, so dont stress

cuz im just playin with you

[TokenIndianKid]

i drop more niggas than the grim reaper

verbally though, scary like creeper named jeeper

high like the goodyear, drunk of some good beer

its that blue moon freestyle, the night started at 3 pee em

so i called my connect, and said 'lemme get dem'

smelly green trees, some of that real icky shit

lay back, get my dick sucked, and take a phat hit

[cuddlysheep]

i drop mo niggas than san quentin penentiary on death row.

[TokenIndianKid]

cuddlysheep, you more of a bitch than meryl streep

smack you like ike did turner, tina

talk smack run up on you with the nina

this is that black label flow, off the dome

with the loaded chrome, bout to give your hoe the bone

but i post in here to let you know ur girls pussy is poppin

[Bona Drag]

drop the battle shit just bring it eclectic

monopolize the flow like i'm general electric

leave cats stunned straight apoplectic

shakin heads like goddman white boy's hectic

too much hotness

automatic, thoughtless

flow's too heavy can't no one clot this

complicated themes and lyrical plot twists

the men don't know; little girls understand

callin all hours with their dirty demands

trust me when i tell you they ain't havin it bland

fly em so high they don't ever want to land

too many to count too many to name

31 flavors no two the same

give me five star reviews and climactic acclaim

won't ever quit won't ever be tamed

[Tyler Durden]

yo my name is tyler durden

im make believe like streetwear is suburban

drive cars that aint even mine

i dont need to own shit because my shit already shines

fight dudes in parking lots and basements

my dicks out so marla's gonna have to face this

sorry testicular cancer but i got both my balls

i was just here so i can laugh at all of y'all

but i got insomnia so dealing with my other half, y'all better off

making my own soap cuz this mess i need to wash off

he's really pissing me off not letting project mayhem be what it needs to be

a terrorist organization blowing up credit card companies

too bad im just in the head

because what i can do can make you think twice about what you actually said.

[TokenIndianKid]

durden dont be a fuckin burden

you a sheep, imma have to start herdin'

all these bitches into the execution chamber, its time to go

fo sho, have you sleeping quiet, like jesus in a manger

you better run, cuz now all y'all are in extreme danger

grab the wesson, because some fucks started testin

my lyrical skills, my flows pay the bills, as does selling pills

im chopping up lines in a suite, presidental at venetian

while you little shits, circus circus, keep on weepin', while lm sleepin

with two bitches in my bed, givin me double head, its like two slugs of lead

when i busted my nut on her head, she said 'baby please"

convienient, because she was already on her knees, she sucked these

motherfucking nuts, your bitches look like dirty, smelly mutts

some bitches verses are smelly and sticky like doggy doo doo

while im in the G5 blowing that pew-you, i said see you

later you sucker fucks, more birds than central park got ducks

counting millions of bucks, got coke and buds in trucks

twisting that kush up, this verse was easier to spit than doing a fucking push up

[will_i_am]

acutally idk when i said this. but it was a while ago while all my friends were rapping during school.

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they call me the 60 second assassin//

cause after i fuck girls..i leave them asking//

are we done?//

i didn't even cum//

i say sorry time flies when your having fun//

so after 59 seconds im thru.

she's like what about me??

i'm like bitch, what about you?

i got mad high fives. cursing was next level.

i think i had a rap about jerking off too, i got to remember.

i keeps it real.

[cheep]

im a dirty, nasty, grimy motherfucker

smoke more weed than fucking chris tucker

in friday, my names craig by the way

but i got a job so everyday is high day

swag like sinatra, you know i did it my way

have to do it my way

only way i know

fuck your weak lines

about trafficking blow

you know and i know

youre just a little ho

[TokenIndianKid]

cheep i dont know if your trying to battle or talk smack

my rhymes are like your samurai's, pure fucking crack

but while i slang the green sack, you tryin to talk smack?

i'll let that shit go because you got that florida blow

like ricky ross, imma give you a pass, cuz i know you aint a ho

unlike some other shitheads on this thread, cant flow to buy buy bread

they're flows end up dead, or they get caught red,

handed trying to freestyle like they tite, but im a fucking blight

a lyrical plague, kiilling everything in its path, do the math, dont be a twat

becuase i come with those lyrical nina's, got more niggas than a beana'

smoke so much give you emphysema, your bitch pussy wet like katrina

but i creep like the lyrical grim reaper, dig a lil deeper

and ask yourself who mastered the online flow, even though you aint a ho

im shit drunk and i thought you should know

[TokenIndianKid]

god bless, i got a spanish test

all i know is mota, verde, y blanca

and how to say 'danke'

for that kush, green like a bush

this bitch yellin ''push push''

but i push push, that white white

green green, good nite, good nite

im tossed off the black

that shit is straight chinese smack

drunk, and fell, almost lost the mac'

but i hurt your girls back,

while i broke her pretty crack

more addictive than a ball of twack

[theLorax]

Carlito's way, i got the swag of Pacino in a Tuxedo

Got the ego of a guido, black card, 9 zeros

On the d low, like a perv peekin through a peephole

My game is elevated with no equal

Exotic booze, mai tais by the beach playa

Tip of my tongue taste that cheeb' flava

Skeet sprayer, panty droppin

Candy poppin, girl lick my lollipop if ya spot can't be bothered

Dior jeans saggin proper, ankle scrunched up like ya face on E

I'm the place to be, got pills for all occasions B

Occasionally, got more ups and downs than elevators

I can give up the goods now but I'll let her tell it later...

thats nice, but you still live with your parents.

[cheep]

like a pair of horney chimps my style extra exeed

the mind like fertile soil, let me plant the seed

ideas grow like like trees, elevate like weed

bring something new to give you what you need

never that gun talk, i never pack a wepon

but i take no shit, better get to steppin

before i smack you, rush up and attack you

for all the shit talking from you and your wack crew

see, im a peaceful man but im not a pacifist

if i cant talk it out ill solve it with my fist

you cool with me, then im cool with you

you fuck with me, ima fuck your boo

your girl on the side, ima fuck her too

then ill fuck you up, fuck your crew

you cant stop me from what i came to do

[TokenIndianKid]

kush kush

wonderful bush

push push

both that white

and your girls tush

told her to shave the twat

while im trying to plot

dat ass smacked

like my flow is cracked

out of its head,

almost dead

lyrical zombie

too much sex

need to go to bed