Superfreestyle

[Guest DUM]

lololololoololdipset

i'm air force, aim high, like cocaine engrained in your nasal,

but my bitches go down, 'cause they be trained in the naval,

baby belly, she aint pregnant, I just came in her navel,

I just came into naples, lord forgive us, we got caine an' we able,

to get you layed in a coffin, your faced frame in halo,

fuck your troopers, we got bazookas and we ain't playin in halo,

annnnd fuuuck being real, when i rap, I got three yachts and a mansion,

three hot bitches dancing, a mean glock in my phantom...

and since nobodies reading this I got three cocks and they handsome...

[destructodisk]

some people be spittin crap in this thread

so I'm bringin it back from the dead

fa sho I'll be crackin some heads

and you know

I got that massive flow

way bigger than yo'z

fa sho thats an innuendo

I ain't playin games like nintendo

keystylin's serious business

and that's official

so while DUM's goin on bout a glock in a phantom

and cheep keeps on sayin how he's so damn handsome

and soundbomber be goin off on illogical tangents

I just sit here

sippin a beer

knowin I can battle every last sufu queer

because while ya'll runnin around bein impressed by clothes

I stay hip hop till I die, I'm obsessed with flows

[GiZMO]

Raps need to be youtubed.

[Guest DUM]

^That is a funny, but good idea...

[jeepster]

well ill be damned if i do, damned if i don't

but destructo's lines make me wanna croak

he claims he's got the games

but everythings so tame, that shit man, you are actually lame

now that grammar was good, and still rhymin

but destructo please, your just tryin to be stylin

im gonna mash you one-two, please leave this thread

im killin you in verses, lyrically dead.

now if you might, just please go

you can't rap for shit and ill eat your flow

because me and the fam got lock on this thread

youre shelling out shit while we're bakin bread

so one more time, get the hell out

cause your awful rhymes might make DUM pout

[Guest DUM]

bitch was banned, it's return of the great, so

bitch lift your hand so I can sperm on your face ho,

master of the universe, I learned it from grayskull,

rhymes fused with uranium, my piss glows in the dark,

swift kick to the cranium, my fist close on your heart,

im hitler you're only napoleon, rip your bones into parts,

AND IT AINT MY BIRFDAY BITCH BUT IM JONESIN FOR SPARKS

NAY BAY BAY

[destructodisk]

i just woke up

i just woke up

fore i can rhyme I need ta get coked up

[onemancult]

girls snort cum off my cock like i am ron noriega

porno shots like a super 8 addicted masturbator

grainy video of old saturday night sluts

12 years old and paid for, now take it in the butt

[Guest DUM]

okkkkkk

I'm immune to venomous sentences,

'cause im the best of the chemists's,

your decadence, effortless

my residence, heavenless,

too many dudes rocking it sweet,

rotting ya' teeth

so I invest in the dentistessss

[onemancult]

split headaches with ice skates

i picks through nice chicks

get the best rate on some fake bapes

and spit sick like filmed rapes

on screen, dream team, all me

on the youtube box

get ready to spread some lox

like d-block referred to an auschwitz spot

don't get gassed, hold your breath

huff huff

now let it out again

tattoos on your arm again

capos know i copy them

i'm in the zone like bulls in pamplona

every other word you say is

beach

bitches corona

i'm in a new category

a new echelon of verbal

i dont need dusts

and i never even tasted herbal

this shit is natural as breast milk

and baby dooks

step to me bitch and i'll show

you exactly how to juke

2 step now 3 step five

O, the best MC alive

dont catch a .45

so i wont catch 25

to life

i say let em go, ego, ergo,

cuz i always let em know.

[Spaghettini]

my rhmyes are slept upon like a futon or mattress

but the fact is

you aint even half this

you cant match this

and im on point like a porcupine or a cactus

got enough power to change the planet's axis

bringin class to the classless

flash the fastest

all i needs a spark like lighting matches

every rhyme i spit is simply full of classics

so id suggest you study more, time to change your tactics

i do this when im bored, imagine if i practiced

[jeepster]

well ill be honest

i ghost wrote illmatic

so please step back friends

haters, dont come at it

Nas said "hey max, could you do this favor"

i said sure my man i got you

and that was that forever

so i got a LP under my belt

of the finest rhymes ive ever felt

and when it came to it

i ended up dealt

the coolest hand that luke never smelt

so while your talkin bout planets and shit

im the one thats not takin a hit

because im behind the greatest album of all

streets entrusted, bank of the raw.

[Spaghettini]

well ill be honest

i ghost wrote illmatic

so please step back friends

haters, dont come at it

Nas said "hey max, could you do this favor"

i said sure my man i got you

and that was that forever

so i got a LP under my belt

of the finest rhymes ive ever felt

and when it came to it

i ended up dealt

the coolest hand that luke never smelt

so while your talkin bout planets and shit

im the one thats not takin a hit

because im behind the greatest album of all

streets entrusted, bank of the raw.

wow son thats your best? i hope its not the hottest

illmatic? nah kid, more like Nastradamus

or maybe something for smilez and southstar

never seen the streets son, you are NOT hard

i said it before, and ill say it again

put the keyboard down cause rap is not your friend

my last rap wasnt subliminal, just flexing skills

my shit was set on "stun" now its set to "kill"

your raps are so weak theyre not even detected

you couldnt beat me with steroid injections

plus you know i read some of your superconfessions

so just like with "older girl" your ass will get rejected.

so just chill.

[jschenkkan]

time to get all metaphysical..

i'm a sufu celebrity, all up in my mind

where all i wear is flathead houndstooth

do my top five drugs all the time

i get cali grown from an indian

my kush from OG,

all new members stee-lo don't come close to me, and they're height? close to my knees.

Jane domes me up, then keri gives me brain,

then I hit up style-forum in my Yves St. Lauren

I still smoke on cubanos, sip on aged scotch,

engage in heated discussions on my vintage Patek watch,

So i slip off my Visvims, rock my beat up chucks, bout to go to westside's place but yo..

I wake up!

So i, put on my 21's and a faded sweater, It's not the hottest but I'm late again so its like, man whatever,

For a second, I think about my dream, about hittin up OMC and being like "yo, whatup cutty!"

but then I remember that I can't.. cuz I'm a sufu nobody.

[jeepster]

wow son thats your best? i hope its not the hottest

illmatic? nah kid, more like Nastradamus

or maybe something for smilez and southstar

never seen the streets son, you are NOT hard

i said it before, and ill say it again

put the keyboard down cause rap is not your friend

my last rap wasnt subliminal, just flexing skills

my shit was set on "stun" now its set to "kill"

your raps are so weak theyre not even detected

you couldnt beat me with steroid injections

plus you know i read some of your superconfessions

so just like with "older girl" your ass will get rejected.

so just chill.

oh my spaghetti. you're in the fam.

i wanna rep you so bad. those bars were the best on here so far.

so ill turn this praise into a rap

get over here and gimmi a tap

or a slap, or whateva you at

because man, that was ill, and im even gonna back

the fact that you racked a better line and track pack than could even janga stack

and its all fallin together, like you said, some subliminal shit

so lets get the bull out the heather, and kick it right quick

now you in the light, of some amazing tight lines

set phasers to "damn," cause you laid down some might.

[skiniks]

skiniks the bully sendin' cry babies home

talkin in third person, man i'm outta my dome

my rhymes are hard but i've never seen the chrome

i'd rather relax with my chick ina tub fulla foam

ain't no distractions when i'm in the zone

"bitch, we already fucked all night and you still wanna bone?"

she know better than to ask for a loan

but if she stick with me she'll be rockin Sierra Leone

fuck i'm lyin, my bank account ain't that grown

man, fuck it, let's keep this shit flowin

[destructodisk]

destructo the disk sendin kids back to school

read a book on grammar, skiniks

you meant third person, fool

you a straight up tool

you think you keepin it cool

frontin humbleness

admittin you can't afford jewels

but that shit's pointless

the rhymes ain't even hot

if you don't have a lie to live

what the fuck do you got?

'bout as much as jeepsta does

fool be all buddy buddy

rhymes soft as peach fuzz

started suckin dick

soon as spaghetti owned him

any one fuck wit da disk

my baretti start blowin

[skiniks]

what the fuck is with these faggots in here

distructo and j - dudes is the queers of the year

little punks, to my rules you'll adhere

i was tryin' not to kill shit now i got volunteers

first off distructo: lemme tell you my fears

you're gonna talk shit and ima pulla al jazeer

why you think you're fly? you're over like britney spears

i'd say your skills are weak but you don't got none, it's clear

keep spitting that garbage, the consequences are severe

lyrically cut your fuckin' throat from ear to ear

don't talk to me about grammar like it's somethin' i wanna hear

i made a mistake, oh... just like the foundation of your career

next in line is some kid who loves the penis

j you're nothing, i'm not just saying - i really mean it

you're under me kid, keep on suckin up distructo's semen

while i get brains, switch lanes like a speed demon

who the fuck let two guys in the thread like kel and keenan

i'm this threads last hope, goodnight i'm gordon freeman

[skiniks]

j, take my advice and just go to bed

there's really no point in lurking this thread

i know you're basic so write some rhymes down instead

and then go right back to giving your boy D head

yngwie malmsteen, baby, i straight shred

what happened to those pussies? from the fam they fled.

[TokenIndianKid]

time to drop the a-bomb on this bitch

yo see lemme check you, boo hoo

you got that stress, i got the kush

verbal, lyrical, rhymes i push

like my pussy bald, chemotherapy

scope on the rifle, so you cant see me

smoke more ganja than a rasta

toss you like a bowl of pasta

this is that straight hustle flow, slang blow

fo sho

[skiniks]

here j goes on some random bullshit tangent

he's just mad throwin' a fuckin temper tantrum

don't worry kid, it's not your fault you can't fit a magnum

but it's your parents fault that you can't be this handsome

the kids a virgin, got a face for a surgeon

why am i still up this late, my gift is my burden

i'm tryin to teach this kid how to flow, but i'm high as Mount Vernon

and he's real low, keep going, your situation will just worsen

please stop talking about sucking dick, we know you're a gay person

keep studying me, then maybe you'll be up on your verses

[destructodisk]

skin, didnt think it could happen but your rhymes truly did worsen

your idea of an insult now is callin someone a gay person

flippin yo verses and you think it's somethin new

can't deny it, I'm nice wit it, and much fresher than you

mean on the re-up arrangin words like scrabble

ridiculously meticulous flows leavin you baffled

i roll wit the north west parmelee circle click

and niggas err'where know you don't fuck wit dis

I'm the disk

comin to destructo yo wrists

ready to knock ya teeth one by one with two fists

I been hintin at it, but you still don't get the jist

leave this thread, it's nunya business

you just got dissed son, and I'm your witness

you're done, anyone know where cheep is?

[skiniks]

good golly, praise buddah i'm excited

got weed by the lamp dryin just waitin to light it

it's pickin season i don't need to call a psychic

it ain't hard to tell that i love my sidekick

he gets me high, but i'm hopin i won't slip

the cops are out lookin for the smell that emits

smelly green, just lookin' like spinach

i already smashed that pussy D like a fuckin game of quidditch

why you talkin' all i hear is some squawkin

do like J, go ahead get the walkin

i'll just chill here and keep on flossin

i got this thread sealed, care of Skiniks Window Caulking

...corny as fuck

[destructodisk]

lame, tame

your rhymes pathetic

what a shame, it's a no-brain

my rhymes copasetic

you strivin for fame

but your rhymes limited

you just a no name

my legacy's definitive

tryin to make it in the game

but you just too passive

but who's to blame?

my style is massive

rainin destruction, corruption

upon all you peons

ya'll know I'm the best

spittin cold as freon

here's my name once again

'case you dismissed it

they call me the disk

do not forget it

[Guest DUM]

(all of my verses are best read in CAMRONS voice)

disturb the burbs, I'm wreckless,

serve you nerds for breakfast,

alright look and listen,

I'm a chef, but I dont cook in kitchens,

I set your house on fire, I'll cook your kittens,

remember first grade nigga? I TOOK YOUR MITTENS,

but I still keep my wrists frozen,

still git yo bitch open,

soon as she see my Rick Owens,

HER LIPS OPEN,

[destructodisk]

cam style rhymes hot

but don't get it twisted

make you papa they will not

you will get evicted

landlord steez

comin all up onz

soon bitches be runnin all up onz

deez nuts

ya dick's thin like papa cuts

sharp as a razor

but smooth like silk

have flows that'll amaze ya

have you swallowin mah milk

nigga

frontin like you the big bully

but I be crumpin, jumpin ova ya like free willy

dipset dipset g unit

fuckemall

my click's where its at

[Guest DUM]

we dont chase a duck, england shoot it in the FACE LIKE WHUT,

peel selvage rolls till our thumbs get the PAPER CUTS,

fuckin model bitches, nah we dont pay for SLUTS,

you putting bitches to sleep, CALL YOU THE SANDMAN

just last week I was out in FRANCE MAN..

Up in Hedi's crib, he be my maaann, G,

call from the cell phone, GIMME THAT ANN D,

[destructodisk]

niggas be actin

like their style's smashin

but they aint

and I can see how you be analyzin my tactics

of my rhyme cobblin

my style never wobblin

call me the pied piper

cuz ya'll just be followin

i don't really spit gangsta shit

cuz I ain't livin it

but my persuasion's amazin

so niggas be believin it

I say I'm hard as fuck

so I am hard as fuck

from the guns

to tha clothes

to tha dro

to tha hos

captivatin' flow

so you know that's what's up

[Guest DUM]

Playas we aint the same I'm into jeans and shuz,

I'm so amazing, fools...that I'm amazing fools,

building the white house, use caine like tools,

west speaks with k0RrUptD TuNg,

recognized the box logo since I was young,

back in 84 when kruger was the shit,

I wasn't even BORN, stiilll FREDDY KRUGERIN YO BITCH

[un-]

Yeah, blood flows through my veins,/

And I roam through blood's land,/

But that don't mean that I'm gangbangin' man,/

For instance-/

Closed fist strikes concrete,/

Blood flows from open hand-/

Should be a lesson learned,/

But anger burns, and scars linger,/

Hypocrites and conformists form mobs & point fingers.../

I am a rock you cocksuckers,/

Closed fist dismissed, to contemplate it's mistake/

Reforms to open hand, then returns to a wounded man../