How Do You Handle Superhaters?

[JesseJB]

Heres the setting:

You're at a small party, someone asks you "so I heard you never wash your jeans. why is that?"

You go on to tell them the saga.

Some asshole friends overhear you.

Immediately the metrosexual comments come flying at you.

You know damn well that doesn't describe you. You're not wearing pink polos and square-toed Steve Maddens. Slapdicks.

Whats your favorite comeback to this horrible accusation? I'm sure it happens to alot of you too. Im always at a loss when this happens.

[keska]

its something you profit from and you know of.

they are ignorant

you are superior

laugh at their face and give the impression of the above..

never dealt with this myself but people wouldnt confront me with such things anyway.. it'd be social suicide for them

[greentea]

just say you dry clean them.

[keska]

na thats stupid, you dont have to explain yourself.

[damnIam]

Just stop talking about your jeans and no one will ask.

[cheapmuthafukr]

yeah... ive never had someone comment about my jeans. nothing bad at least.

[cultpop 0217]

i usually say something along the lines of

"you're wearing (insert horrible article of clothing here) and you're telling me how to fucking dress? pull up your pants"

[einolu]

'why are you checking out my ass, again?'

[cultpop 0217]

^^^ thats good too.

[denimdestroyedmylife]

as Motown bassist James Jamerson used to say, "the dirt keeps the funk"

he never changed his bass strings unless they broke, you see...

[ten100switch]

yeah i don't think anyone knows i don't wash my jeans outside of ex-gf's

[will_i_am]

why would someone call you metro for wearing a pair of 6 month old stank ass jeans.

[JesseJB]

Thats what I want to know! I think just holding any sort of interest in clothes makes you a metrosexual in the eyes of the unenlightened in their circa-1998 light wash Aeropostale jeans.

[tangerine]

The real question is, why have asshole "friends"?

[keri]

"it's sad that your existence is so pathetic you feel the need to put others down in order to make your self feel better. But that's okay, I like watching people suffer, sit next to me"

[cmykhustla]

just tell them to wait a few months and they will probably be wearing a lame half-assed version of what you're wearing now

[apu]

i'd go with the 'why u chking out my ass again?'

[retemeris]

its not worth the trouble to explain to people who i guess follow more "mainstream" fashions. i guess with more openminded people its okay. but generally its just annoying. i just say i dry clean them or i try not to bring the topic up at all.

[красный]

pistol whip em.

sais hand me a glock.

[masuerte]

take off your pants and beat them senseless with the power of it's starch-hardness + funk. Or cut 'em with one of your creases.

[красный]

or you could just jizz on thier face.

i saw this one clip where these japanese guys went around ejaculating on random women in public. fucking crazy.

[lil brown brother]

or you could just jizz on thier face.

or you could do that...... i dunno how they can comeback from a facial