Fade on the weiner area

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Do any of you get mad fade-age on your weiner area? Like enough that people can look at your dungarees and see the head of your weiner rubbing against your underwear rubbing against your denim? Sometimes it can eve cause the denim to tear apart! I do wear my jeans at my "waist" with a belt and don't slouch or anything.

I've tried briefs, boxers, boxer briefs and trunks. I just hope I'm not alone. I feel so alone with this weiner fade-age.

[HEWSINATOR]

OK, I am going to go out on a limb and assume this problem is real. From the pics, it looks like you may be able to let your jeans down a bit and solve this. But, if not:

This is all about fit of the jeans; that is if you are wearing snug briefs. I have to admit, I can have a similar problem in alot of pants, but I just keep trying on and trying on until I find one that works. As odd as it may seem, I find tighter (to an extent, maybe better put not baggy) jeans work best to hide the bulge, as it keeps everythig tucked where it should be, in oppose to letting it out in the open.

[will_i_am]

*waits for chris.

[timmy32]

you just gotta learn how to tuck that thing in with some briefs, thats what i do

[snugglepony]

just stopped by to thank you for using the word wiener.

i don't even care that you misspelled it.

[artificialsky]

dude must be packin'!

[poly800rock]

circumcision

[theearsonist]

i came to post about this yesterday but i didnt wanna feel retarted having that as my first post..I have some H&M 29 low jeans and you can totaly see my package so i had to tuck it up into the belt area kinda sorta .. i dunno about tearing the jeans i dont got a sandpaper/rock weiner .. i cant pull em down becuase their low jeans to begin with.. ill try briefs tommrow .. any other ideas?

[greentea]

dude must be packin'!

you got to be,to get those fades in the weiner region.

[moykky]

How I found this thread a little bit funny...

Snugglepony, I like that cocksucker in your avatar. Did he own another fucking knife?

[snugglepony]

Snugglepony, I like that cocksucker in your avatar. Did he own another fucking knife?

either that or he repossessed his from fuckin' johnny; whore died either way...

[sad]

[Servo2000]

I feel... I feel like this could be a Deadwood reference, but I don't watch the show, so I could be wrong. Just guessing.

[cheapmuthafukr]

i had the same thing when i went commando alot, but lower on my leg. then i went to wearing underwear and now i have great button fly atari.

[moykky]

i had the same thing when i went commando alot, but lower on my leg. then i went to wearing underwear and now i have great button fly atari.

hohohooo

[ishboo]

just open your fly and let it all out, man. live free.

[Rivet Head]

Bump...I hope this guy got some penicillin by now!

[mmmdonuts]

this thread is all kinds of win.

[artxattack]

thank god it's not about pubic hair fades...

[siq tribal brah]

my girlfriend calls these "dick whiskers"

[duck sauce]

pull yo pants down, boi

nohomo

[salaami]

i dont know what to tell you dude....im black, and im ashamed not to ever have this problem!

STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY BITCH!

[Rivet Head]

i dont know what to tell you dude....im black, and im ashamed not to ever have this problem!

STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY BITCH!

Not sure if it's about the size or the corrosive quality/coarseness?