FS SUPREME, RONIN, KITH NYC, RRL, Nudie, Marc Jacobs

[cucumberseverywhere]

Holy shit bitch, you just found one of the fucking holy grails. Your balls will burst with anticipation scrolling through this list. But buyer fucking beware motherfucker because if you don't read the ground rules then you're ass it out of luck.

RULES
Prices DO NOT include 4% paypal or shipping you Ben Affleck look alike slut
Emails will be replied to first since that shit is on my phone, oh god damn technology [email protected]
No trades, only the cash you worked so hard working the graveyard at Walmart for

Other than that, you're as good as golden. Prices, size, and description are above each picture so holy shit get hooked on phonics and learn to read.

Supreme Sabbath Thermal- Large $110


Supreme Joan of Arc Tee- Large $80

This shit sold out so fast people would trade their grandma to have it back in their shopping cart


Supreme Sup Camp Cap- $50

No description, it's a damn hat for god's sake.


Supreme Fishtail Parka- Large $400

Does it rain where you live? Of course it does you umbrella using bitch. Look amazing even when god pisses on you.


Supreme Devil's Point Windbreaker- Large $200

Do you workout or run? Of course you don't, you're a fucking walking skeleton. Fool people into thinking you hike and know about mountains and shit with this fart breaker.


Ronin Division Reaper Coach Jacket- Large $100

This shit has a god damn Mark Twain coat on the back. Drink whiskey and impress ladies with your knowledge of hipster garbage.


Black Scale Atlanta Pop-up Exclusive Tee- Large $40

You could only get this in Atlanta bruh bruh, act like a trap fiend or some shit. Come's with Trinidad James' cell # (if you believe that you probably repeated the second grade four times)


 

[cucumberseverywhere]

Now you might be thinking "Holy shit Cucumbers, I want all of this shit but I need pants!" Well of course you do, ever since that incident at the retirement home everyone knows you can't walk around with no bottoms on you gerontophile sicko. Don't worry though, Papa Cucumbers has your sweet virgin butthole covered.

Kith NYC Red Label Snake Shorts- Medium $120

Nudie Jeans Thin Fin- SOLD SOLD SOLD

Nudie Jeans Regular Alf- 31x34 $50 (never worn because still fuck this jeans)

Marc Jacobs Denim Black Waxed Denim- 32x36 $80 (these shits look like leather and get all the bitches and bastards)

Naked and Famous WeirdGuy- 30x34 $60 (worn a few times, already stretched)

RRL Barney's Exclusive Slim Fit- SOLD SOLD SOLD

Raleigh White Oak Cone Denim- SOLD SOLD SOLD

And that's it. Once again, email me those offers to get them first. I don't live on the internet in my mom's basement like last summer.

HOLY BUTT DESTROYING BURRITOS BATMAN THERE'S ONE MORE ITEM AND IT'S GOD DAMN MAISON MARTIN MAR-FUCKING-GIELA

Maison Martin Margiela Open Circle Pendant- $200 (retail $370)

This motherfucker can be worn 4 different ways, holy shit I just got the biggest erection ever.

Edited October 10, 2013 by cucumberseverywhere

[cucumberseverywhere]

Get your turd cutter ready because you're about to get a raspberry flavored butt fuck with the cool shit I've got. You've seen the clothing (http://hypebeast.com/forums/apparel/207952#4177943) Now it's time for some fucking shit to put in your Mom's basement. Same rules apply mother fucker so get with it.

HOLY SHITBALLS SUPREME FLYKNITS http://hypebeast.com/forums/sneakers/208311

RULES
Prices DO NOT include 4% paypal or shipping you Ben Affleck look alike slut
Emails will be replied to first since that shit is on my phone, oh god damn technology [email protected]
No trades, only the cash you worked so hard working the graveyard at Walmart for

Supreme Bruce Lee Deck- $105

Enter the fucking dragon and kick asian kids in the balls with this deck, or hang it tastefully over your sex futon.


Kaws Medicom Originalfake 'Resting Place' Companion- $480

NEVER TAKEN OUT OF THE GOD DAMN BOX HOLY SHIT


Kaws Medicom Originalfake 'Resting Place' Companion Black- $480

NEVER TAKEN OUT OF THE BOX AGAIN and this one comes with fucking tissue paper to wipe your ass.


Kaws Medicom Originalfake 'Astroboy'- $550

GUESS WHAT?!?!? You're adopted and this was also never opened. 


Kaws Originalfake Companion Pillow- SOLD SOLD SOLD

Still in a bodybag.


And lastly I have a Kaws Medicom 'Joe Cool' Snoopy figurine SIGNED with an original sketch on the back of his head. This item will not have photos taken, SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY for this. Prices are not negotiable, Kaws doesn't even fucking make medicom statues anymore so pay up. 

Edited October 19, 2013 by cucumberseverywhere

[cucumberseverywhere]

bumping

[cucumberseverywhere]

bmuping

[jsliang]

still have supreme fishtail?