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Guess her muff [NSFW]


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"Conky said...

I would take a long hose and shove it in her asshole, pour a gallon of milk with some Captain Crunch down there and make her stand over me and push with my mouth open. Then I'd take my toast and wipe it along her nose to get the maximum snottage onto it. I can't believe it's not butter! She's a nasty bitch, so I am assuming she wouldn't mind if I threw a load of laundry into her vagina and shook her around until it was done.

May 19, 2009 12:36 PM"

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Conky said...

I would pull that tampon string out with my mouth and then as I slide the last part out I'd choke myself on it, tasting that sweet, sweet blood coming from her pussy. Swallowing the tampon, I'd ask her for more. I'd let her stick another in, soak it up, then I'd eat that one too. We'd spend tear filled days feeding my gullet with tampons until I get my x-ray and it shows that I have cancer. The only cure...more tampons. We'd work on filling me with as many tampons as possible until my gut is extended like a small Somalian child. As I'm reeling from the pain, she'd produce a giant turd into my mouth. Heaven is here.

May 19, 2009 2:25 AM

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