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if you were blind


Corbin Law

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better questions......

if you were blind .....

why would you ever wear anything but velcro shoes?

You could also wear loafers and slip-ons and perhaps also monk-strap shoes and pull-on boots.

how do you know when to stop wiping your ass?

You should have a bidet installed.

what do you imagine a pussy or hippopotamus looks like?

This is like the parable of the blind men and the elephant. They individually think it's a snake, a rope, a fan, a wall, a spear, a trash can made from an elephant's foot, etc., depending on which body part they are grabbing.

I bought a pair of pants today that have buttons for suspenders so now I need a pair. Where the fuck does one buy suspenders?

Most department stores should have at least serviceable ones. StyleForum or AAAC can lead you to fancier ones. Make sure you don't get clip-ons!

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