Hypothetical Questions

[jeepster]

well, i was in journalism class the other day doing nothing when one of the kids that sits in the back of the class calls out to the teacher

"MRS. _______, IF YOU HAD TO CHOSE: BRAD PITT WITH NO ARMS, OR HEATH LEDGER WITH NO LEGS, WHICH ONE WOULD YOU CHOSE?"

hypothetical questions are sweet. post your favorites/funny ones

im supremely bored right now.

[mellowbonsai]

what if westside was never banned?

[sleazie ninja number 47]

WWWD...

what would westside do?...

[Guest jmatsu]

how much would you pay for an extremely stankass-rank-stink up the entire room pair of used (yet in great shape as in 8/10) fuschia lanvins? i mean would you pay for and wear them if they made you hurl yet looked almost prestine?

[jeepster]

what if someone cop'd dem lanvinz?

[le_chic_garcon]

What if there was another fast times at ridgemont high.

[sean_]

how much would you pay for an extremely stankass-rank-stink up the entire room pair of used (yet in great shape as in 8/10) fuschia lanvins? i mean would you pay for and wear them if they made you hurl yet looked almost prestine?

jmatsu, no one wants your used shoes

lololololololololololol

[Guest DUM]

supergays are pretty good at getting used to smells. I will take them, thanks.

[Guest jmatsu]

jmatsu, no one wants your used shoes

lololololololololololol

you just mad cuz you can't afford them. i would be willing to foot-baptize your first born for free though.

[onemancult]

what would you do for a blonde dyke behind bars?

[Guest jmatsu]

what would you do for a blonde dyke behind bars?

what would i do for an incarcarated lesbo-bitch who had blonde hair? i dunno, maybe cough up 60 bux...

[onemancult]

what would i do for an incarcarated lesbo-bitch who had blonde hair? i dunno, maybe cough up 60 bux...

will trade lesbian for cluthins.

[macuser3of5]

what would i do for an incarcarated lesbo-bitch who had blonde hair? i dunno, maybe cough up 60 bux...

Would she be wearing steel-toe boots?

[onemancult]

THAT FEMME WOULD ONLY BE WEARING AN ORANGE JUMPSUIT WITH AN EASY ACCESS ZIPPER AND A BUILT IN RABBIT HOLE, Y'DIG?

[datasupa]

ok i know this is a stretch

but work with me on this one

hypothetically speaking....

what would it be like if jeepster actually created a good thread?

[Bona Drag]

if i didn't smell so good, would you still hug me?

(no homo)

[southfive]

if i didn't smell so good, would you still hug me?

(no homo)

No.

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[Guest DUM]

If I were to create the worlds largest bubble machine would I simultaneously break the record for worlds largest group of naked women?

[Chicken]

to guys: which do you think you would hide first if your mom suddenly walked into your room?

porn? or your peen?

[jeepster]

what would it be like if datasupa didn't have to attack everyone he deems below his level on the internet? cause as we all know, internets are pretty serious business around these parts. hypothetically of course.

[Guest DUM]

what would it be like if datasupa didn't have to attack everyone he deems below his level on the internet? cause as we all know, internets are pretty serious business around these parts. hypothetically of course.

[macuser3of5]

[Guest jmatsu]

what would it be like if datasupa didn't have to attack everyone he deems below his level on the internet? cause as we all know, internets are pretty serious business around these parts. hypothetically of course.

it'd be tough on his partner, cause that's the only way he can get a boner.

[mellowbonsai]

DIVIDE BY ZERO

OH SHI-

[headcoat]

What if men had vaginas and women had penises. Who would you fuck?

[Corbin Law]

would you rather have 2 dicks or the ability to fly?

would you rather orgasm once a minute or once a year?

[mellowbonsai]

^^find really androgenous guy

^once a year

[Chicken]

would you rather have 2 dicks or the ability to fly?

if you had two dicks, what would you do with them?

[Tyler Durden]

build both arm muscles at the same time, of course.

[mellowbonsai]

if you could robocop only one pair of hi-tops would you rather cop lavinxvans fuscia collabo jawns for mad frute swags or cprojectsxnike jumpoffs?!