Send Me Free Viagra

[Fabulaz]

Don't ask questions.

I will explain later.

edit: i am deadly serious

[ouss]

what's your paypal?

[broneck]

i also want viagara...a friend told me about a party he went to called "trackpants and hos" and they all popped v.

[Ahlvahroe]

im sensing a prank? i was telling my friends that giving a large dose of powdered viagra in someones food or something would be an almost unforgivable prank if you couldnt get the wood down.

[Fabulaz]

im sensing a prank? i was telling my friends that giving a large dose of powdered viagra in someones food or something would be an almost unforgivable prank if you couldnt get the wood down.

Close. Real Close.

I'm thinking viagra + lax in someone's food/drink.

Ever shitted with a hard on?

[Bona Drag]

that's the only way i can get it up

[GiZMO]

My asshole friends are pharmacy techs and can't hook it up. Can anyone else?

[AstroWolf]

i have never done it, any war stories?

[sleazie ninja number 47]

i also want viagara...a friend told me about a party he went to called "trackpants and hos" and they all popped v.

Unban Clopek

[soraanaam]

dude like watch tv they always have those free trials, cuz back in my junior year we wanted to try viagra on lab rats, so i called the info on tv for free trial 2 month trial so they asked for credit card for verification but i gave them my grandpa's medical card and they accepted it, and bam i had two months supply but then they kept sending it after the trial and found out they bill medical for my grandpa's use of viagra and his doctor found out and told him he couldn't use it because it would raise his blood pressure, and he was like "wtf?!?!" and he told my dad about the incident, and my dad instantly suspected me cuz everything bad that happens it always me fukin asian parents jumping conclusion, even though i did do it i dun like how they jump to conclusions like that

I also tried to order a scooter from the scooter store with my grandpas medical card cuz they said medical pays for the scooter free, so i thought why not? but then they actually contacted my grandpa and he said "fuk your scooters i can walk, do you want me to become cripple so you can make money off your scooter?!"

[sidneylo]

dude like watch tv they always have those free trials, cuz back in my junior year we wanted to try viagra on lab rats, so i called the info on tv for free trial 2 month trial so they asked for credit card for verification but i gave them my grandpa's medical card and they accepted it, and bam i had two months supply but then they kept sending it after the trial and found out they bill medical for my grandpa's use of viagra and his doctor found out and told him he couldn't use it because it would raise his blood pressure, and he was like "wtf?!?!" and he told my dad about the incident, and my dad instantly suspected me cuz everything bad that happens it always me fukin asian parents jumping conclusion, even though i did do it i dun like how they jump to conclusions like that

I also tried to order a scooter from the scooter store with my grandpas medical card cuz they said medical pays for the scooter free, so i thought why not? but then they actually contacted my grandpa and he said "fuk your scooters i can walk, do you want me to become cripple so you can make money off your scooter?!"

So, did you repent this sin yet in hopes God will spare your life?

[soraanaam]

yes, i will start by saying sorry to my grandpa and help him with his garden in hopes that my results will come back negative for liver cancer and that it will be calcium deposits instead - please spare me go, but if not its like a win win situation, seriosuly, if i have liver cancer ill jump on the next plane tomorrow and travel around and die in style. no time to be sad anymore, seriously, i actually had some tears come out yesterday when the doctor was explaining symptoms and stuff, dam

[datasupa]

^^well, there goes this forum's kidney

[macuser3of5]

Don't forget to put some visine in his drink too! Can you imagine shitting with a hard-on in the back of an ambulance??!?!?

[mellowbonsai]

or better yet, cyanide+viagra+lax

shitting with a hard on while dead?

[datasupa]

^^^rigor mortis

the ultimate stiffy

[Blackplatano]

Lax is classic. Viagra is dangerous though...if you overdose you might never get another woody...which is fucked up

[owl]

^^ I judge your comment by your avatar. I believe you.

[lestat]

50mg is wayyy more than enough for someone who dont need it. 2 hr stiffy, elevated heartbeat, sweating profusely... i seriously thought i was going to have a heart attack

[lestat]

50mg is wayyy more than enough for someone who dont need it. 2 hr stiffy, elevated heartbeat, sweating profusely... i seriously thought i was going to have a heart attack

[GiZMO]

send some my way i got that ED at age 12

[GiZMO]

send some my way i got that ED at age 12

[AstroWolf]

50mg is wayyy more than enough for someone who dont need it. 2 hr stiffy, elevated heartbeat, sweating profusely... i seriously thought i was going to have a heart attack

So does this mean that its kinda like being high? do you get a rush? or is it just wood?

[AstroWolf]

50mg is wayyy more than enough for someone who dont need it. 2 hr stiffy, elevated heartbeat, sweating profusely... i seriously thought i was going to have a heart attack

So does this mean that its kinda like being high? do you get a rush? or is it just wood?

[brungus]

So does this mean that its kinda like being high? do you get a rush? or is it just wood?

i think what hes saying is its kind of like a heart attack...

[brungus]

So does this mean that its kinda like being high? do you get a rush? or is it just wood?

i think what hes saying is its kind of like a heart attack...