Sex-Related War Stories

[sleazie ninja number 47]

Last nite my friend told me he ate this chicks pussy 6 separate times during one punani cranking session. He later told me that the little piece of skin that connects the tongue to his mouth* was partially torn from the violent slurping action, or what I like to refer to as "LURPING" Anywho, that got me to think about the various injuries I've sustained while doing my thing. I once threw out my back for about 2 weeks and actually had to see a chiropracter from angry sex. but other than that, pretty injury free (knock on wood).

*If someone can tell me the medical term for this connecting thing, I will +rape you.

[diewhitegirls]

Phrenelum, I believe. Of frenelum.

And OW.

[goldengloves]

I've actually had the same thing happen with my tongue from a good ol' plate full o' punani.

[jschenkkan]

what connects your tongue to your mouth is called the lingual frenum.

EDIT: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frenulum

[sidneylo]

Tidbit: Mine is fully attached to the tip of my tongue.

Yes, I am a freak. Super freak. Super freaky.

[broneck]

does that inhibit the cunnilingizing?

[diewhitegirls]

^^^^ Only for the weak hearted.

[sleazie ninja number 47]

Tidbit: Mine is fully attached to the tip of my tongue.

Yes, I am a freak. Super freak. Super freaky.

WU T THE FUCKS?! PIC PLEZE?

duz dat mean u cant stick tongue alldway inside girl butt?

[diewhitegirls]

I knew this kid in summer camp that had his frenelum detach while he was playing softball. His tongue slid down the back of his throat and he almost choked to death on it.

[yuljo]

Just charlie-horses/muscle cramps and the occasional rug burn around the mouth.

[sleazie ninja number 47]

I knew this kid in summer camp that had his frenelum detach while he was playing softball. His tongue slid down the back of his throat and he almost choked to death on it.

WOW, i can actually imagine/picture that. Would be cool to see in a movie if they could actually depict it.

[40ozprophet]

thats happened to a bunch of different girls i know whilst using muscle relaxant pills. sans frenelum split of course

[sleazie ninja number 47]

Lullz At Sidlo.

[Guest DUM]

I've not broken or ripped anything. Now I feel like a pussy.

[zelah]

just means he can't stick his tongue out much

[broneck]

I've not broken or ripped anything. Now I feel like a pussy.

i have never injured myself on the job...but i got really drunk and high and had sex for like 4 hours without stopping once .... i definitely injured the shit out of her pooter. the next day she couldn't really walk properly, and there was no sex in the cards...she gave me an hj because i actually never finished up on account of being so out of my head, and i nailed her in the fucking eye with pressure-washer like force. she was unhappy.

[ChaseDizzy]

My girl like farted or queefed or something while I was chomping her. I was like wtf, but didn't say anything. It could have been the leather couch, I dnor

[MikeN]

I had my frenulum pierced and it got infected, haha.

[onemancult]

one time i did acid with my gf and we fucked for what seemed like years but turned out to be three hours and the next day my cock was sore and wearing underwear hurt.

[will_i_am]

freshmen year in highschool i was doing this girl doggy.

in the woods.

....annd we were going at it. then i missed.

hit the bottom of her pussy but more inbetween her pussy and ass.

started bleeding. i freaked out. threw away my shirt with blood on it. and ran home.

lol.

[Liberation1945]

i hurt my ballz once

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[NESK]

do not click that link for the love of god^^^^^

[magnificent]

no disrespect to you all.

but are'nt you all 5 ft nothing asian kids? the only sex stories you have are from the adult channel 10 minute teasers.

[Guest DUM]

no disrespect to you all.

but are'nt you all 5 ft nothing asian kids? the only sex stories you have are from the adult channel 10 minute teasers.

I'm a 6 foot black kid. I fucked your sister.

[LIVENUDEGIRLS]

well thats a real dick thing to say

no disrespect to you all.

but are'nt you all 5 ft nothing asian kids? the only sex stories you have are from the adult channel 10 minute teasers.

[diewhitegirls]

no disrespect to you all.

but are'nt you all 5 ft nothing asian kids? the only sex stories you have are from the adult channel 10 minute teasers.

Holy shit. I was a tall white dude a few seconds ago, but now I'm a short Azn. This dude IS magnificent.

[onemancult]

no disrespect to you all.

but are'nt you all 5 ft nothing asian kids? the only sex stories you have are from the adult channel 10 minute teasers.

im a 5'9'' latino. i fucked your sister, your dad, your dog, your cat,

your cousin, my cousin, your priest, your roshi, your baby sitter,

your city councilperson, and when you were just a wee bitty zygote,

i fucked your mom so hard that i nutted on your undeveloped barely

multicellular face.

[acidline]

im a 5'9'' latino. i fucked your sister, your dad, your dog, your cat,

your cousin, my cousin, your priest, your roshi, your baby sitter,

your city councilperson, and when you were just a wee bitty zygote,

i fucked your mom so hard that i nutted on your undeveloped barely

multicellular face.

Gonna have to remember that bit about nutting on someone's undeveloped barely multicellular face.

[mr fluffernutter]

i knew some girl who got her clit pierced, and it ripped out when she was taking off her panties.

AGHHHHHHHH :eek:

[Renny]

When i saw the heading for this thread, the first thing that came to mind was sexual escapades your grandads had in WW1 or WW2:confused: