So what did the Oracle tell you?

[sybaritical]

She was a bit hungover when I showed up and she spent a long time expaining the benefits of good storage. Then, when she finally got round to the palm reading bit, she told me my destiny was to end up drifting through space stranded on a clapped out space station with the only surviving female member of the human race ( a hot russian lingerie model with shiny lipstick and a fur bikini who never takes her sunglasses off ) and that while we'd be very happy together all our children would be hideously ugly.

[Crillz]

"In the distance there is truth,

which ends like a knife.

The bridge we have laid,

will always give us light."

[evisu 2000]

joseph balsamo is the son of god and alexandre dumas. god's an old queer, as everyone knows. he fucked dumas and i'm the result. thus: i am god. yes, i'm god, because I'm lazy.