Prison or work?

[mizanation]

which is better, going to prison from 9AM - 5PM and going home or your current job?

the prison would be a super low security prison. you can exercise, watch tv, hang out, smoke cigarettes, jerk-off, read, play chess, whatever. also, no threat of getting raped.

which would you choose?

[Brienneoftarth]

of course prison...work fuckin sucks...in prison, if you got to leave everyday, its complete freedom, you can read, write, paint, exercise, and basically improve on yourself. At a job, unless your self employed, all you do is improve your dipshit employer.

[DaBestSpoona]

would they allow me to wear my samurais in prison?

[digital_denim]

would this be 5 days a week? Do i get weekends off? Can i call in sick to prison?

What would I do about vacation. What if there's an emergency? Is there a retirement plan at prison. How much will they match in the prison 401k plan . Can i steal pens and pencils from prison?

[mizanation]

would they allow me to wear my samurais in prison?

unfortunately, no. only prison garb. unless you are willing to be fucked in the ass by the CO.

[mizanation]

would this be 5 days a week? Do i get weekends off? Can i call in sick to prison?

What would I do about vacation. What if there's an emergency? Is there a retirement plan at prison. How much will they match in the 401k prison. Can i steal pens and pencils from prison?

hmm. good point. i guess work doesn't suck as much as prison.

[DaBestSpoona]

only 10 cent top ramen in prison.

[lil brown brother]

work 10 chars

[Dick Danger]

I don't do 9-5, but with no threat of rape, I'd have to go with work.

[so-so]

depends on length of time served. If this was like a "you sign into this for life" type of deal, I would probably do a job thing.

Otherwise, hell yeah prison. I'd take prison 7 days a week versus 5 of a regular shitty job. This is of course leaving pay out of the question.

[cheapmuthafukr]

work is much better than prison... work has interwebs.

[denimdestroyedmylife]

ok fess up

who's posting from prison?

[Larry Bird]

id def. take my current job...at least i could deal with normal and different people each day..sadly, ive been "in the system" a handful of times and theres something really depressing about being behind actual bars...i think malcolm x said you can try and erase the experience, but you cant forget about those bars...theres some truth in that.

plus the food and the orange gay ass suit...and the retarded politics.