I need some serious advice

[ghostdeini]

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[naturaljax]

Abraham Lincoln once said that "If you're a racist, I will attack you with the North," and these are the principles I carry with me in the workplace.

[so-so]

Aside from that, how was the show Mrs. Lincoln?

[insidertrading]

the way i see it, with chicks, theres only two things that can happen, either they won't sleep with you, and then theres really no need to ever call them again, or they do sleep with you, and then theres really no need to ever call them again.

[naturaljax]

Yes. It is true. I, Michael Scott, am signing up with an online dating service. Thousands of people have done it, and I am going to do it. I need a username, and… I have a great one. “Little Kid Loverâ€. That way people will know exactly where my priorities are at.

[beefcake]

never eat a horse even though you sometimes might say you could.

they are very big

and you would most likely have to eat the horse shoes and they're metal.