A races outfit?

[spiloba]

So my boss is making us dress like we are going to the races to work this weekend in a bid to make people buy sunglasses for the spring races. Anyway i'm not happy about it and she thinks i am just gonna dress sharp in a suit. But i plan to wear something that will more or less piss her off without dressing as a jockey or so forth. So binoculars around my neck is half of the plan. Outfit ideas/pics?

[red]

ride in on a horse.

[red]

heres a racist outfit.

[darkanimal]

If you wanna piss her, wear whatever and just grab her ass.

[red]

or have the horse piss on her. ass. or better yet, you can have an ass piss on her ass.

[Ratatat]

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[mike lowrey]

dress as if youre going to "the races", what the hell is "the races"? you mentioned a jockey so I assume has something to do with horses? are you supposed to dress like you're a spectator at a horse race? if so, how the fuck will that affect sunglass sales? do you work at a store?

seriously, wtf?

[Ratatat]

it sounds like he's in australia...at this time of year (spring) people get dressed up and go to the horse races. Apparently it's huge for retailers, with so many people looking for outfits etc.

[spiloba]

dress as if youre going to "the races", what the hell is "the races"? you mentioned a jockey so I assume has something to do with horses? are you supposed to dress like you're a spectator at a horse race? if so, how the fuck will that affect sunglass sales? do you work at a store?

seriously, wtf?

Yeah going to the horse races. In australia they have the spring carnival which is pretty big and pretty much every bogan and tryhard is their wearing a suit thinking there sick and getting their drink on. This is exaclty my point its a fukn stupid idea. But her being a mole thinks heaps of people will be like yeah i need to get some sunglasses for the races. aaah i just wanna dress like an old geezer going to the races i think

[lil brown brother]

how bout something in green.....

[Tisswat]