Insane, stupid and bewildering eBay auctions

[Yakboy Equals Nurturer]

Post em here....

To start with, how about this (apparently) even more limited than usual Bape hoodie with a reserve of $3,800 and a Buy It Now price of $4,900?

http://cgi.ebay.com/A-Bathing-Ape-Orange-Shark-Hoody-VIP-Exclusive_W0QQitemZ8410221532QQcategoryZ57988QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

No bids yet? What a surprise.

Edited by Yakboy Equals Nurturer on Apr 25, 2006 at 10:47 PM

[sean_]

haha, i wouldn't trust him, apparently the guy sells stolen phones

but i wouldnt be surprised if someone buys this

this is my signature

[holotekor]

it costs 4000 because it is 1000% authentic....

[LIVENUDEGIRLS]

http://cgi.ebay.com/VINTAGE-LEVIS-501-BIG-E-RED-LINE-SELVAGE-DENIM-CUFFS_W0QQitemZ8412141399QQcategoryZ52392QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

" If you cant afford a pair of Vintage Levis Big E Red Lines... Now Is Your Chance!"

honey, you're my religion

Even though you haven't yet expanded

To include a heaven after

Even though I have demanded it

[Guest Airjamie]

What the fuck........hahahahaha. I suppose the premise is to sew those shits onto your other jeans to fake a selvage, otherwise i have no fucking idea.

Edited by Airjamie on May 1, 2006 at 04:18 PM

[nairb49]

Just curious, when someone says something is 1000% authentic, does that mean legally that they never said its 100% authentic?

nairb49

[350poundhotcakes]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=8411985400&rd=1&sspagename=STRK%3AMEWA%3AIT&rd=1

...i wonder if the buyer actually plans on wearing it. if so, hes a homo.

BALDERDASH.

[Yakboy Equals Nurturer]

http://cgi.ebay.com/BUDDY-HOLLY-OWNED-AND-WORN-SOCKS-W-LOA-BARGAIN-NEAT_W0QQitemZ7614947727QQcategoryZ104755QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Buddy Holly's socks. Yours for $888.

Going to be difficult to find anything more bizarre than those Levis cuffs though.

[EMBARK]

http://cgi.ebay.com/Allen-Iverson-Lemar-and-Dauley-t-shirt-supreme-lrg-RARE_W0QQitemZ8413974594QQcategoryZ15687QQcmdZViewItem

http://cgi.ebay.com/John-Starks-knicks-Lemar-Dauley-t-shirt-supreme-RARE_W0QQitemZ8413977788QQcategoryZ15687QQcmdZViewItem

http://cgi.ebay.com/Lemar-Dauley-92-hoodie-agassi-boombox-jesus-chains-XL_W0QQitemZ8413978634QQcategoryZ15687QQcmdZViewItem

http://cgi.ebay.com/Vintage-bathing-ape-sweatshirt-bape-pharrell-supreme_W0QQitemZ8412481076QQcategoryZ15687QQcmdZViewItem

I want to meet this guy and slap the shit out of him for this nonsense.

I guess its good for the guys @ Lemar and Dauley but fucking christ...

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