Denim Questioni

[mr fluffernutter]

Does anyone know how to remove the part of me that makes these jeans not fit?

[Guest DUM]

Would that be fat around your waist/hips or your gentalia?

[jeepster]

^^"All I've ever cared about was video games and they made me a millionaire. So maybe I don't know what the Civil War was, or who invented the helicopter even though I own one, but I did beat The Legend of Zelda before I could walk. I'm thinking about getting metal legs. It's a risky operation, but it'll be worth it."

WHAT MOVIE?????

[mrip]

Grandma's Boy?

[billy dee williams]

eat less?

serious response.

[jeepster]

Grandma's Boy?

ding ding ding.

[gimmegimme]

pictures of suffering please

[homme.homme]

Sell your soul... that will free up some room.

[kyo]

^^"All I've ever cared about was video games and they made me a millionaire. So maybe I don't know what the Civil War was, or who invented the helicopter even though I own one, but I did beat The Legend of Zelda before I could walk. I'm thinking about getting metal legs. It's a risky operation, but it'll be worth it."

WHAT MOVIE?????

too easy...

[mellowbonsai]

really sharp knife

scissors

fire

teeth

excessive chafing

professional tailor