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Are there any savvy New York style experts out there that can tell me what is hotter than hot in the city at the moment?

Where are all the cool kids going to water themselves?

What's the latest club craze?

What is the latest dance fad (last year it was krunking)?

The newest beauty treatment?

Where do you HAVE to be seen shopping?

What is the latest accessory you need to be wearing (Raybans?)?

Who's the hottest new designer around?

Cheers, m'dears!

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Where are all the cool kids going to water themselves?

the Village Nursing home

What's the latest club craze?

sedative spiked cotton candy

What is the latest dance fad (last year it was krunking)?

ghey ice skating meets tap dancing

The newest beauty treatment?

shaving your eyebrows

Where do you HAVE to be seen shopping?

shopping are for suckers, your sugar momma/poppa buys you shit for free

What is the latest accessory you need to be wearing (Raybans?)?

a Hyenna

Who's the hottest new designer around?

CMF Homme

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Are there any savvy New York style experts out there that can tell me what is hotter than hot in the city at the moment?

Where are all the cool kids going to water themselves?

What's the latest club craze?

What is the latest dance fad (last year it was krunking)?

The newest beauty treatment?

Where do you HAVE to be seen shopping?

What is the latest accessory you need to be wearing (Raybans?)?

Who's the hottest new designer around?

Cheers, m'dears!

I already answered some of your questions in Superculture, but here I will answer the others.

The newest beauty treatment is most definitely Amour DePinguino cream. It is a rare face cream made from roast penguins that is sold only at a small boutique on Astor Place called Que Mart. The stuff will make you look like a ceramic-skinned Greek god.

You have to be seen, first of all, buying Amour DePinguino from Que Mart. If you're not up on Que Mart and ADP, you just aren't hype at all. Another popular store has a symbol for a name, it is the sound of your lips smacking together three times in a row, like there was a nice sandwich in front of you or something else like that, just smack your lips together three times. The store is under the boardwalk on Staten Island's south shore- the trip out there is about two hours, but it is worth it. Lipsmacksound sells all of the up and coming NYC designers, along with rare zines, records, and other cool cultural objects. Once you get onto the boardwalk, slide through the fifth and sixth slat on the boardwalk, and walk up a few steps.

The hottest accessory for guys is sperm caked onto your crotch of your denim. This is being done by the hippest guys to show that you are always fucking, and that you are too busy fucking to clean your own semen off of your jeans after you've finished fucking. This also attracts other girls who you should be trying to fuck.

The hottest accessory for girls is a caul- this is a necklace made from placenta. Lipsmacksound sells the untwisted placentas that they get from illegal immigrants, and girls buy them and twist/braid them into unique shapes, then bake them in the oven to set. The necklaces are very fragile, and girls can often be seen crying at the club because their caul has shattered.

The hottest new designer, hands down, is Patricio Gyro Whitesauce. Here is a sample from his lookbook:

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PGW's designs are based on taking sports outfits and injecting them with punk rock energy and subtle bondage influence. However, as you can see, his clothing is eminently wearable, by anyone. It adds that certain dangerousness that fashion has been lacking these days!

Well, if you have any other questions, feel free to ask me.

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