Size down craze.. No
Slept in jeans.. Yes, out of necessity or drunkenness but not for the fadezzz
Diors.. No
Fancy wallet.. fancy-ish. A Googies wallet with coin pouch but very plain, no adornments, or chain connector, etc
Engineer boots.. No
Ocean wash.. No
Resolute washing / fit having previously not.. No, the thought of this makes me cringe
Never washing.. Never!
Coffee wash.. No. Why?!
Slubby or streaky.. is this for a Tinder profile? Had 2 pairs of Edwin ED69s years ago, which were a bit streaky
Heavy oz denimz.. No but Ande Whall once sent me a decent size scrap of 21oz denim for my handling pleasure
Joined a contest.. No
Joined a tour.. only a Saga coach tour!
APC.. No, but I’ve bought Mrs F 2 pairs
Fancy washing detergent.. I’ve received a couple of packets of SC detergent with orders from Naoki at PSA but never used them. I use Ecover non-bio
Worn denim while raw.. Yes, some Nudie Regular Ralf’s many moons ago. Fast forward crotch blowout!
Paid for an expensive repair.. I’ve paid for a number of repairs but none were expensive
Wallet jewellery... Of course not
Numerous pairs of very expensive boots.. Yes, English boots from Northampton shoemakers but not anywhere near the cost of Japanese engineer boots
Numerous pairs of identical jeans.. Naturally
Numerous fancy leather belts.. Nothing particularly fancy, a few Italian made plain Edwin belts
Native American Japanese jewelry.. No
Jacket suitable for the Arctic.. Yes, Spiewak N3B
Unreadable Japanese language magazines.. Oh yes!
Dressed like a sailor.. Mainly when working as JPG’s stunt double. Also have a peacoat so probably more often than I thought!
Dressed like a miner.. No, but I dig it
Dressed like an urban lumberjack.. Guilty. Eek!
Mil repro.. Yes, primarily jackets/coats but more military-inspired than strict military repro
Prison steez… No
Dressed like a railway worker.. Every day when I go to work as a ticket inspector on the London Underground 🤣
Stacked.. That’s what she said!
Starch.. I’ve added added it to the wash once or twice in the past but didn’t like the smell and not post-noughties
Freezer.. No
Fancy socks.. Fancy-ish but not Japanese prices. I’m talking Burlington, Paul Smith £££
Handmade English shoes.. Yes, far too many
Whites Semi Dress.. Nope
Discharge print.. Yes
Own less than 10% of the clothing you bought since joining.. I don’t really know what this means.
Photo of jeans in bathtub.. No
Wore jeans wet.. Briefly, if I thought they needed to be stretched out
£2000 leather jacket.. No, no leather jacket. I’m not Arthur Fonzerelli
Numerous repro denim jackets all from same era.. Yes, two Type 1s
Colored weft denim: No
Has at least a decade's worth of denim in the closet, unworn? Probably closer to a century’s worth…
Bought jeans nobody else owned.. Naturally
Barf / Man stain / Shit oneself in jeans.. As a father and pet-owner, yes but never my own fluids
Denim meet up - I’ve met Dr Heech, Mr Black and bumped into Paul T.
Worn triple denim…No
Used a proxy/Google-translated email to buy something from a Japanese shop…Yes
Posted photos of myself wearing denim-related clothing to a bunch of strangers on a public forum… Not a chance!