Spastic_Koala

I actually only had the burps for like the first week I was taking them. I guess my stomach adjusted.

Can't double roll them. If you do, then you can't show off your awesome chain stitching.

Cuff size is proportional to cock size. (Inversely or directly - you decide)

^ Canadian pride

http://www.foxnews.com/health/2011/03/03/obesity-rate-higher-canada/

The time of day that you take them doesn't change the chances of getting fish burps afterwards.

^ American pride

^ You know you'd still rip it up.

I failed right around 0:40 and just had to look at them titties.

Poor guy's sufu fashun launch didn't go as planned.

^ So I'm kinda concerned that she might be like 14 and I'm still having dirty thoughts.

Damn. Time to brush up on surfing. Haven't surfed in years.

A girl from college that I used to hook up with a bunch hit me up over the weekend. She's going to be in town for a few weeks and wants to get together. It's pretty clear that it won't be to just reminisce. I gotta tell her that I'm married cause I'm not the kind of guy who cheats. But it's hard cause she's pretty damn hot and crazy fun in bed.

Waldo here in the U.S.

The people of Walmart...

http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/

Only if you know the safe word.

^ Chick at the gym the other day had armpit hair. Barfed in my mouth.

I appreciate the thread title change. No need to pretend we're straight men anymore.

I came back to my office from a meeting and found someone sitting at my desk reading a book. They looked up at me, said "oh sorry", and left. Ultra confused now.

It's cause it's meant for your wrist. Not your dick, dude.

I've been seeing a lot of older white dudes with azn wives and mixed kids. It always seems to be the same situation: white dude is slighly chunky and really nerdy (not anime nerdy, but like IT-style nerdy) and azn is short and squat with too many teeth for her mouth. There's a couple of these in my office.

I went through a short yellow fever phase in college. Not sure if I was actively seeking out azn chicks. It was more I just ended up dating a few. It was kinda awkward as I'm 6'3". But it did lead to things in bed that I've never been able to replicate with comparatively amazonian white women. I think I just had a craving for something tiny for a little while. Pocket girlfriend.

Thanks for the birthday wishes. Too bad the NASA shuttle program had to die on our birthday.

Where to cop oversized Packers sweatshirt?

^ http://www.basketball-reference.com/friv/numbers.cgi

That's the sad gothninja dude, right? Are you dark enough for him? BBJC - Big Black Julius Cock?