Spastic_Koala

Grab a girl

go[ing] for a jog

and find a secluded spot and have sex in the rain

Clopek and sawyer suggesting rape?

How long do you wait to kiss her after she eats your asshole?

I promise I'll continue to write overlong stories about my morally questionable escapades from days gone by.

Tell me a story Clopek.

I hate my job and I hate that it caused me to jump tax brackets.

thanks, i'm not really sure how to approach it as this is about the middle of my stay here and i don't want to get in the middle of whatever happened and i don't really want to start anything with my grandparents as i have to see them fairly often here. but i still feel like i should bring up that the woman called, as she asked me to send her message along, just leave out that i know that they might very well be (serial) thieves and scam artists

edit: i was thinking about telling him something like "some woman called for you saying that she wants her stuff back and she threatened to get a lawyer involved. idunno what's that about, but i just thought you should be aware" i think just claiming as much ignorance as possible and trying to be nonchalant about the whole thing is the best idea.

any advice would be greatly appreciated

I'd say that while you're staying in their house and being supported by them while you take your Croatian class, I wouldn't step on their toes. Letting him know about the woman in a light and non-judgmental context is fine as it at least gives him a heads up that someone called. But doing anything that might piss them off or indicates that you think they're shady people while dependent on them (financially and a place to stay) might end up screwing you over. Once you're done with your class and you've moved away, you can the reconsider cutting ties with them.

I sometimes visit this site for lulz, but ultimately always leave pissed off.

http://www.conservapedia.com

Why do I always repeat the cycle if I know it's going to leave me with high blood pressure?

1st world problem: my french maid will fuck me, but won't do dishes.

We got to her place, fooled around a bit more and I passed out on her couch in the basement, unshowered, pants covered in girl...residue.

Important questions: Did it mess up your fadez? Did you have to soak earlier than you wanted, or did stay true to your denimz and let the residue crust on your jawns for the next 6 months???

they're not pokemon, they're my little ponies

wuts rediculous is it's probably recent...

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bronies

http://www.wired.com/underwire/2011/06/bronies-my-little-ponys/

This video was linked in the wired article above. Took balls.

muVfidujxRg

swear loudly until someone looks over, then wait five mins and repeat

Sounds similar to the penis game.

Take pix of random shit

I'm on a bus coming from Vegas right now

What are your plans for that banana? Where has that banana been?

Sometimes when I'm bored I'll watch BBQ cooking on TV (if it's on) or online. Smoked meats provide me with endless enjoyment.

I think I see a naked man, shit, and a block of ice. So lost. But my guess is either something really bad or really awesome. Likely bad.

Looks like it's closed.

I count 3 girls. 2 in hats and one in glasses.

One observation and one question.

Observation: All the dudes want to smash the girl in the blue hat and headphones. Dude in fedora thinks he's got the best shot. In reality, the chick behind her has the best shot.

Question: What's a Bronie?

I think he was saying that in correcting him, aeglus used an incorrect "there".

It's superboring in the superficial waiting area. Are we supervised in here?

Too many of my serfs are getting married. Ius primae noctis is making my dick raw.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Droit_de_seigneur

NEW THRAK! sufu grammar patrol

THREAK

THREAD

Reminds me of that crappy movie with Anne Hathaway (only redeeming quality of it was her titties). Havoc.

can we beat this record, please?

currently active users: 841 [278 members and 563 guests]

most users ever online was 1,373, 09-13-10 at 12:11 PM.

what was going on that day?

we need fresh meat

Only way to do that is if we organize a day where all the female sufu members agree to post nudes in WAYWT.

Themes:

Topless chicks in jawns edition.

Ladies in Julius leathers and Rick sneaks. Nothing else.

Naked female railroad workers.

Yup, invites are back up. I've been able to invite several people.

Skype plugin for Facebook video chat. Underwhelmed....

Does the android have a fap-app?