Spastic_Koala

had a run-in with an old du yesterday at a family dinner

he's married to one of my great aunts. i try to avoid political talk as much as i can, but when i was flipping through tv channels and obama's face comes up, dude starts going on a loud tirade about how obama got elected because he was black.

the nail in the coffin was him saying that "all n****rs are lazy and no-gooders." when i switched the channel to how i met your mother, he goes on to forcefully grab the remote from me and change the channel because a "gay" is on TV (neil patrick harris).

Does he work for Google? I hear Google secretly hates the gays.

http://edition.cnn.com/2011/TECH/web/06/23/google.gay.pride/

http://www.smnnews.com/board//showthread.php?t=200426

Fuckin hipsters.

Remove the 'r' from karma and you're left with kama. Which means love.

I hate the taste of tap water. Only bottled for me.

LOL, I got negged for this. This was a joke. Something I imagined an irritating elitist 1st world person would say. I have no problems drinking tap water. Sheesh, people are so touchy.

I'm writing a book. But I hate to read.

Steam of consciousness.

I hate the taste of tap water. Only bottled for me.

I know dudes that watch porn at work. I never know if their fapping when their office door is shut.

^American Apparel stakes their marketing campaigns on that fact.

Stealing a fire hydrant would be dope, though. Not easy to pull off. (Maybe not possible?)

Retaliation was fine. Sucker punching someone at a party is lame and he deserved to get his face busted.

bougie - A tapered cylindrical instrument for introducing an object into a tubular anatomical structure, or to dilate such a structure, as with an esophageal bougie

en.wiktionary.org/wiki/bougie

bougie - A mercury-filled dilator in the shape of a cylinder or tapered cylinder. Bougies come in a range of different sizes.

www.encyclopedia.com/doc/1G2-3451600985.html

how much pussy do you and your wife get?

One of us gets 1 and another one of us gets 0. Sometimes it's 0-0. Once it was 2-1.

Start stalking that Starbucks until she shows up again. That's what any solid creeper would do.

My wife and I have a combined debt of over 200K. Am I winning or losing?

To go with that hookah from earlier.

Uggs and Ed Hardy is a marriage meant to be.

I confess that I was somewhat entertained by Jackass and seeing this made me kinda sad.

http://www.cnn.com/2011/SHOWBIZ/celebrity.news.gossip/06/20/jackass.star.dead/index.html?hpt=hp_t2

Calling yourself poor because you can't afford a digital camera should be under the 1st World Problems thread.

Ed Hardy x Tap Out collab?

http://www.amazon.com/Christian-Audigier-Tattoo-Duffle-Handbag/dp/B003EPNVJA

I think we just witnessed someone get banned.

What's weird is that he had 33 posts in the past week, but prior to that he hadn't posted since 2008.

mean muggin

^ Does not compute.

Is he the dude with the towel on his head? Because if he isn't, I've lost interest.

Scratch that, already lost interest.