Spastic_Koala

oh hey I'm wearing a vivienne westwood corset, gaultier lace boy shorts + garter belt and bright yellow atsuko kudo stockings attached to the garter

it's really hot right now and the latex is making me sweaty

a/s/l ??

Is it giving you swamp ass? If so, see previous page for solution options.

Pics???

^ Fight the power!

(For those who don't know, that's Ai Weiwei. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ai_Weiwei)

^ you have excess water?

^ The story of Sufu.

Anyone else not really interested in Facebook's "awesome" announcement today?

Am I koala enough to start a new thread?

Half of you are gonna say play on your iPhone. The other half will say play on your Android. The third half will say fapping. Let's hear about other creative ways to kill time that doesn't involve either a tiny screen or a wrist workout.

At work, minesweeper and freecell are big weaknesses of mine.

"I put on my robe and wizard hat"

how about "how quickly can you fill a water bottle with cum"

Dudes who are about to fail the "don't touch your sh*t" thread may have a marginal advantage.

I slept with too many girls like this in college. Looking back on it makes me feel kinda dirty and kinda satisfied. Conflicted...

Similar situation with my dogs. They're shepherd/chow mixes. We couldn't get them to go out to play, or go to the bathroom, in the backyard. When we did get them out, they'd hide under the deck. It was very pathetic. They had to sleep in our bedroom the last couple nights.

My dogs get afraid at my neighbor's excessive use of fireworks.

Does finding $20 billion in treasure in an Indian temple, and now the temple has to pay for security, qualify as a 3rd world problem? Or is it a 1st world - 3rd world problem collab?

Assuming you consider India a 3rd world country still.

This thread is about a thread about how there are no new threads.

"You know why my hands are so numb? Cause my grandmother sucked my dick and I didn't cum."

Even CCP is down with the "self-edge".

http://ateliernewyork.com/clothing/woolramie-self-edge-tailored-1-button-jacket/

^ If that happened, like 3/4 of the threads in supertrash would have to be deleted.

Hmm, looks like I need to rehost some of these.

please stop

Seriously? I have a lot more...

I apologize for the sketchy looking dudes in the previous post.

Try living in the midwest for a while. You'll get contact-fat just by being around midwesterners (grew up in Chicago).