Spastic_Koala

Just started a new job. Sad I don't have vacation to use during the summer.

6'3" 190lbs

Everyone is dating themselves. And we got a lot of babies around.

Saw Brad Williams (midget from Mind of Mencia) give a hot chick a lap dance on Saturday. Gave me a semi.

I've had mucus in the back of my throat and a slightly stuffed nose (sometimes it's clear and sometimes it feels like stuffing) for the past 2 months.

Caught the dude in the office next door looking at nudie pics. He was studying the pic intensely with a sense of urgency it seemed. He's kinda an ugly dirty chubs with scraggly beard. I loled and puked on the inside simultaneously.

"My dick's burnin and it ain't cause of disease. It's cause I'm jackin of with gasoline mixed with anti-freeze."

can't wait for the sequel.

I heard the siamese twins get pregnant by a zebra.

I heard the asses to ashes sequel is an asses to mouth human centipede concept. Only bouwnt can fill us in on his future works.

u do know some people DON'T EVEN HAVE AN ELECTRIC TOOTHBRUSH

Gas powered? Solar powered? Wind powered? Grease powered?

How can they brush???

woke up kinda minorsad cause

my electric dildo was dead this morning.

i'm sticking it up my butt now then after about 2min bitch jump back to life :cool:

just playin hard to get

eau de gooch

The only reasonable response to this thread has already been given, but I'll give it again.

Sell your bro and buy some ice.

There's a glory hole in that wall. Somebody be suckin cheep off.

That gif of ed gave me a semi

Girls in short skirts.

Didn't know carrot top got jacked. Then again, I was hoping he was dead.

Beefiest suspenders I've ever seen.

Whenever I date Korean girls I make sure to cheat on them. Someone needs to create that initial insecurity resulting in the torture of subsequent boyfriends. So I do what I can. It's sort of a creating drama in the future initiative.

Along the same vein I saw a guy at a grocery store who had a spider crawling on the collar of his shirt. I didn't say anything but in retrospect I would have definitely wanted someone to say something to me.

I got 99 problems...

True. Pomata got a shout out in the best waywt thread.

Can't we just link to the " What Are You Wearing Today? (Denim Version)" thread and call this thread done?

That place is awesome.