Spastic_Koala

I don't live anywhere near LA, but is anyone here planning on dying in Carmageddon?

http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/07/14/us-carmageddon-losangeles-idUSTRE76D2D720110714

http://www.fat-or-pregnant.com/

Option 1: Search for more porn? If you've exhausted all the porn on the internet you've probably broken your dick.

Option 2: Find summer girlfriend. Do dumb stuff to piss off girlfriend. Create unnecessary drama. Drama will distract you from boring internets. At the end of the drama, post original content in superconfessional.

what if the chick was gassy and dropped an eggy fart in your mouth? such an unnecessary risk...

What if you then swallow that fart and then burp it back up?

Real talk, though. Why's your chick eating so many eggs?

wasn't that a couple of weeks ago? he might be at like 25k+!

True. Waka probably paid him.

Wacka Flocka Flames is gonna shoot a video at my crib.

How old is he really??? 19 or 21? XL-sized t-shirt fan 21-year-olds with $23.6K and excess pussy is less impressive. I'm hurt.

Male, 21

6'2

large/xl shirt

w 32-34

size 10 shooz

NY

drink + cig ok, food too

barca fan, t shirt fan

Im 19. I'll bet you $23,600 (contents of my bank account) that I've gotten more pussy than you in my 19 years of living than you will EVER get in your entire life. meh

Dude has Clarks hookups too!

http://www.superfuture.com/supertalk/showpost.php?p=2669970&postcount=1

Because he's got $23K+ in his bank account.

^I don't think I agree with this response.

Can it slowly morph back into the shittalking thread?

^...true story. are you currently riding LandoCal's dick? Let me know when you get off. Or get him off. I want a turn.

Go to styleforum. They're full of dandies. They'll give you a comprehensive list.

Too many fat fucks at work. Also, too many people taking the elevator to go up or down 1 floor. Use the damn stairs.

Damn. Apparently I've been dressed by the internets. I thought I was dressed by my mom. But now it sounds like it makes no difference. Wait.... my mom = the internets?

Best thread concept ever. Will contribute.

Already at 10 million.

http://mashable.com/2011/07/12/google-10-million/?hpt=hp_bn11

Tell me s'more.

Quadruple stuffed Oreos.

i found the greatest thing today in a single small package

Condoms? Your penis? What???

Archie's cool collegiate style.

Also, did you and your manager sign a job description? I've always had to sign a job description where you and your manager agree upon your roles and responsibilities. That document is then saved with HR.

I can't find anything before 2/4/2008.

Congrats and good luck!

Wears a bow tie and overalls better than most.