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  1. "That which is Below corresponds to that which is Above, and that which is Above corresponds to that which is Below, to accomplish the miracle of the One Thing."

  2. 2013: rebirth of the sufu keyboard warriors

    1. tg76

      tg76

      And then your mom goes around the corner and she licks it up

    2. canadafaf
  3. anyone remember a 1990s french film in which a female character sings a madonna song (probably like a virgin) despite not knowing any english?

    1. wahwho11

      wahwho11

      i believe it's from an artist called yankovic al

  4. beethoven was black

    1. __3xL

      __3xL

      Did you sooky him & do his second whitelady wife before she reached fourteen like he asked you pls do before someone else gets at her.. And were the leftovers good

  5. champagne chevy nova

    1. ordo

      ordo

      cast no dodge shadow

    2. frasier oiseau

      frasier oiseau

      I drive a Chevrolet movie theat-er

    3. kH0yA Sw@Gp0o

      kH0yA Sw@Gp0o

      sounds like rap album

  6. change your skin

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    2. cheapmuthafukr

      cheapmuthafukr

      i change my meds every so often... when a new strain comes in. my coffee is fine thanks, tho the hazelnut flavor is disgusting. fuck yo status.

    3. Vampyrvargfesten

      Vampyrvargfesten

      i love the skin i'm in

    4. ordo

      ordo

      as long as it has been carefully removed from some sort of animal and not another human.

  7. growing a mustache is like having a new pet.

    1. Bigyen

      Bigyen

      all pets die

    2. ordo

      ordo

      i had an eel for 14 years. but i never wore him on my face.

    3. denimdestroyedmylife

      denimdestroyedmylife

      seems like a missed opportunity, ordo

  8. hentai 00 does not exist in this dojo

    1. fads

      fads

      fuccboi 69

  9. I am going to rep you until you love me...

  10. i am the little man in the canoe

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    2. denimdestroyedmylife

      denimdestroyedmylife

      out of the deep have i called unto thee

    3. ordo

      ordo

      there is forgiveness with thee, that thou mayest be feared.

    4. ordo

      ordo

      #freerafsemens

  11. i got a dog

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    2. denimdestroyedmylife
    3. ProfMonnitoff

      ProfMonnitoff

      info about the dog

    4. denimdestroyedmylife

      denimdestroyedmylife

      shepherd mix. my guess is German Shepherd/Collie. her name is sable. six years old.

  12. I stroke your hair and call you Zelda Nintendo.

    1. wahwho11

      wahwho11

      Robbin Williams wouldn't be happy about that.

    2. StrangeLove

      StrangeLove

      did you hear about the my new bloody valentine album?

  13. i wish you peace in 2014

    1. CASSAVA PIECE

      CASSAVA PIECE

      peace someting yu keep pon yuh waist

    2. kH0yA Sw@Gp0o

      kH0yA Sw@Gp0o

      and also with you

  14. let's get buck naked and forage for food

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