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  1. growing a mustache is like having a new pet.

    1. Bigyen

      Bigyen

      all pets die

    2. ordo

      ordo

      i had an eel for 14 years. but i never wore him on my face.

    3. denimdestroyedmylife

      denimdestroyedmylife

      seems like a missed opportunity, ordo

  2. i got a dog

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    3. ProfMonnitoff

      ProfMonnitoff

      info about the dog

    4. denimdestroyedmylife

      denimdestroyedmylife

      shepherd mix. my guess is German Shepherd/Collie. her name is sable. six years old.

  3. beethoven was black

    1. __3xL

      __3xL

      Did you sooky him & do his second whitelady wife before she reached fourteen like he asked you pls do before someone else gets at her.. And were the leftovers good

  4. so... how was the party?

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    2. CASSAVA PIECE

      CASSAVA PIECE

      bnwt and receipt

    3. CASSAVA PIECE

      CASSAVA PIECE

      nvm no receipt but they're 100% authentic

    4. david10d

      david10d

      we got a glimpse of the space and the moon

  5. the heel of my cordovan alden LHS fell off attempting pressure flips on some kid's board. it was scary.

    1. ordo

      ordo

      you're not a kid anymore

    2. Supercilious

      Supercilious

      what kind of life do you lead

  6. champagne chevy nova

    1. ordo

      ordo

      cast no dodge shadow

    2. frasier oiseau

      frasier oiseau

      I drive a Chevrolet movie theat-er

    3. kH0yA Sw@Gp0o

      kH0yA Sw@Gp0o

      sounds like rap album

  7. say cathexis with a lisp forever

  8. i am the little man in the canoe

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    2. denimdestroyedmylife

      denimdestroyedmylife

      out of the deep have i called unto thee

    3. ordo

      ordo

      there is forgiveness with thee, that thou mayest be feared.

    4. ordo

      ordo

      #freerafsemens

  9. anyone remember a 1990s french film in which a female character sings a madonna song (probably like a virgin) despite not knowing any english?

    1. wahwho11

      wahwho11

      i believe it's from an artist called yankovic al

  10. i wish you peace in 2014

    1. CASSAVA PIECE

      CASSAVA PIECE

      peace someting yu keep pon yuh waist

    2. kH0yA Sw@Gp0o

      kH0yA Sw@Gp0o

      and also with you

  11. when i am presented with a choice of jelly beans, i choose the most unappetizing-looking ones. i suppose i just want to feel SOMETHING. the sweet ones leave no impression.

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    2. denimdestroyedmylife

      denimdestroyedmylife

      Even better if they greet me with cries of hate.

    3. bfan

      bfan

      some might give you an overwhelming feeling of nausea

    4. fang

      fang

      this sounds like an excerpt from a murakami book

  12. "That which is Below corresponds to that which is Above, and that which is Above corresponds to that which is Below, to accomplish the miracle of the One Thing."

  13. hentai 00 does not exist in this dojo

    1. fads

      fads

      fuccboi 69

  14. thanks for the tux, cheep.

  15. I stroke your hair and call you Zelda Nintendo.

    1. wahwho11

      wahwho11

      Robbin Williams wouldn't be happy about that.

    2. StrangeLove

      StrangeLove

      did you hear about the my new bloody valentine album?

  16. what's on my mind?

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    2. Vampyrvargfesten

      Vampyrvargfesten

      noun-innovation in verbose adjectivization

    3. canadafaf

      canadafaf

      This Ann D shirt I really want, but can't get right now because I have to pay off my credit card bill first :(

    4. ordo

      ordo

      Drat I was going to say denim destroyed my life.

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