OMEGA JELLY JIGGLE

its okay!

its weird though. she's buddhist but always talks to me about God.

so like a month ago, my Mandarin teacher tried to make me promise to let Jesus into my heart and take a friend to church

I got the fuck outa there hella quick

edit: btw she's known to pull this kind of shit (ec for joining Christian club, plays Christian radio station during class, always fucking talks about god). the thing is that she has tenure, her family is rich as fuck, and there aren't any replacements with as much experience as her. so every year someone tries to get her fired by having people sign a petition, but no matter how many names are on the list, she can't get fired because there would be an uproar from the parents that want their kids to take the class because you get an easy A for doing nothing.

I really hope if there is heaven/hell, I'm not going the same place she is >: /

I am biased against religious people:(

hate people who bitch about having a perfectly normal/acceptable GPA.

motherfucker what the hell is a socially acceptable GPA?

fuck you kiya:mad:

toast+roast beef stir fried+fried egg+melted colby jack cheese= omnonomnom

I love eggs. I throw fried eggs on everything. I'm going to have some clogged arteries pretty early

shittttt, yeah I stopped eating eggs because my blood pressure was like... not good after eating 2/3 eggs per day for like 2 years

the other day i was talking to my brother's girlfriend. she says to me, "i found out about this website.." i had a feeling i knew what she was going to say, "it's called.. lookbook? i guess people put pictures of their outfits.. who does that?" i just laughed. i didn't bother explaining superfuture.

when people find out about the internet, my elitist pride takes a hit

maybe this belongs in superconfessional

fresh rice is just unacceptable when making fried rice

what I do is put the rice in the microwave for a couple mins then I throw in the fridge. dries out quick

Man I don't know about all that. Being 'over' Jay-Z, to me, is like being over Jimmi Hendrix. I cant even begin to understand such a feeling. Sure he's been weak for a while but he set the Gold Standard. I cant switch over to some Silver Standard shit on a whim. I'm going to follow the yellow brick road until I'm just too tired to walk.

When I think of why I listen to an album for nostalgic reasons its because it hasnt held up over time and is mostly only great in the context of my memories. I listen to his old music not for nostalgia but because its just good. Reasonable Doubt, Vol. 2, Vol. 3, Roclafamilia, The Blueprint...35% of the blueprint 2.

Though its sort of a joke among friends about how excited I'll get for a new post-Black Album Jay LP, and how depressed I'll be when I actually hear it.

can't ever say that I would be over jay-z. totally agree with your 2nd paragraph... it's depressing how a bunch of the best went and fell off since they got really big within the span of a couple years.

remember when kanye used to be good? before he got all pop/auto-tuny/privileged teenager shit damn...

Jay just doesn't speak to me no more, and co-signing weak acts like "drake the poser", he's to dollar billz for me, and not enough hood anymore

the truth

btw good call on Crooked I, mike

yohji's swag is unparalleled by his peers

there's a picture that dabestspooner posted in azn vs white thread with some old guy lookin sharp

nvm found it

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American version is what I'm used to but Japanese version is infinitely more entertaining lol.

I want one of those giganto 400$ lobsters...

judges on American version ruin it. it's the fat guy with grey hair every time. and when he's not there, randomass replacements show up like fucking batista:(

edit- though I like how the fat guy always got beef with other judges based on what they have to say about the food lol

chant, no hate but the art director pedophile hair/shades/mustache combo has got to go. would take 10 years off you

on the other hand, you would not be recognizable...

signature chant look

anyways, looking dapper from the neck down as always

yo you don't drain them noodles?

in the winter i pretty much have that exact same thing every morning, but i undercook the egg and then i mash everything up

korean concept

do you mean like drain the ramen of all the soup or like cook the noodles seperately from the soup??

I normally do it the way brad does it but there's like green onion and leftover meats involved. also I used to always do 1 egg. when I taught my friend how to make and I saw him do the 2 egg, my world was shifted

My dad started throwing his slippers at me when i was that far away.

and he had damn good aim as well

salaryman, when you turning that last bit into a book?

i listening to it now

CIIIIIIIIIIIIISE

that shit is dope boiiiii

but hopefully clipse album will be even better

fuck this was just hella awkward; on shuffle right,

listening to "one day" off that water for mars, then clipse - chinese new year came on and I was like...

whole song about how crime/nonconformist shit fucks up black community, followed by clipse

I lol'd @ irony

anyone got any recomendations?

damn. half yo dads are cooler than you

but i guess, that's the spirit of things.

LETS HEAR ABOUT YOUR GRANDPAS

a lot of our parents were peasants. they have infinitely more concrete wisdom, toughness, and life experience than our gayass fashion forum community will ever attain

unless you join style zeitgeist (7.8)

or transcend beyond material lust; monk concept

no, just no

HAHAHHAHAA. your dad is a fucking beast

lol my my dad is old, fat, short, bigass beer belly and could whip the shit outa me. once like 5 years ago I was chillin working at the store like doing computer graphics shit. some guy comes into the store and is like "yo lemme use the phone me car broke down" so my dad is like aite yeah w/e. so the guy uses the phone for like half an hour, then my dad is like "wtf this is a work phone not something for you to fuck around all day on", with his gruff voice/slight accent. so the guy proceeds to say hella shit, keep in mind this is the ghetto, this guy is probably early twenties; in shape, my dad is like 50's. the guy tries to run up on my pops and swings. my dad fucking picks up this rolling chair and snaps it in half on this guys back. the whole time I'm just trippin oggling this shit and the motherfucker is LAID OUT. so the popo show up and my dad says some shit about the guy trying to break the chair and he knocked him out in self defense

:/ my dad used to beat the shit outa me all the time but the one time I get fed up and I'm like about to fight his ass, he respects me and kinda backs down

point is, my dad is like a fuckin ogre, I would lose this fight badly

she's still hot

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thumbs can be covered up in gloves

this is truth, random flaws coupled with nice bod > barbie or anime shit

anyone seen sophiapark's sister bf working at tapx in bay area?

all the tapx here are run by nice old ladies and got ridiculous flatscreen game going on

ps, caramel snowbubble with secret lvl spicy chicken <3

I was at the local Barnes and Noble and I see the top of magazine called Winq on the rack and my first thought is "lol wut the sufu cape dude?" and I walk right over and pick it out of the back. Then I realize it's a global gay culture mag and I can immediately see all the dudes around me start jiggling and I'm all like "ffffffffffffff".

lol

naomi<3

where is this from

anyone know a good antivirus thats free? my avira doesnt update anymore. i think my free trial expired

pandacloud antivirus or Comodo

the radio. this is why i don't listen to the radio

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I didn't think this was real the first time I watched it. like when you watch that leprechaun in mobile alabama video... so stupid it's like can't tell if (10) or what

once i had a stye during finals. try studying with one eye, buddy.

mike lowrey deals in mysterious ways, my darling

scott is wtf narcissistic transcontinental pedophile rapist that is selectively gay/bisexual and is coming to san francisco so yeah accept him as one of your brethren

wtf did you fusion-ha with lilwayne concept simpboi:confused: